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[Tattva]

hopped back home for some tweesers so i could remove the bullet from my ring

 

[hhayes]

next thing you know there was a knock on the door

 

[!]

it was my neighbor the "milf" wondering if.....

 

[Tattva]

she could help out with the removeal

 

[!]

so next thing you know, she grabs the tweesers and...

 

[hhayes]

let me tell you now it did not feel good when she

 

[Rusteh]

tweesed my eyebrows. I've never met anybody who was so....

 

[Haus]

beautiful in my whole life.

 

[Homer]

till i saw homer and then

 

[Tattva]

grabbed a whip

 

[Homer]

because i was jealous

 

[hhayes]

he was just so damn sexy that I

 

[Mrs Behavin]

had to see what was under his....

 

[hhayes]

umbrella. So after we danced to "what a wonderful world",

 

[Blackwater_GT]

I whipped out my...

 

[hhayes]

keys and said hey i want to go somewhere special.

 

[lemon]

so the bear came over and stole my lunch and

 

[TheOriginalJames]

my dr pepper too...

 

[Blackwater_GT]

But right at that same instant a giant came walking by

 

[TheOriginalJames]

with a giant can of dr pepper...