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[Mrs Behavin]

with mushrooms and cat feces and.....

 

[barbarella]

extra garlic 'cause you never know when them damned vampires are around.
But i dialed wrong and got......

 

[99mustang232]

some guy named Mike Hunt, so I said....

 

[Mrs Behavin]

hey sexy, what have you been.....

 

[hhayes]

up to? Why don't me and you go and

 

[lemon]

climb that there cliff over yonder

 

[Blackwater_GT]

Then we can take off our clothes and take a flying.....

 

[lemon]

squirrel and throw it off the side of the cliff to see how far it goes, and then hopefully...

 

[Blackwater_GT]

It will catch air and fly up your Butt. Then we can....

 

[UncleBacon]

pee

 

[Homer]

on your head and

 

[lemon]

wipe it off with a shit-stained paper towel so that

 

[!]

Micheal Jackson will want to...

 

[hhayes]

do things we don't even want to talk about so....

 

[!]

I decided to go for a walk through the ghetto and...

 

[hhayes]

i saw some of my homie's so i stopped tosee what was poppin and well

 

[Tattva]

aware that i was dressed in spandex they

 

[hhayes]

tried to give me a wedgie so i ran

 

[Tattva]

and mooned at them from a safe distance.

 

[Homer]

and got shot in the ass for my trouble so i