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[Homer]

rip your balls off so i can

 

[hhayes]

put them in a jar for you.

 

[SilentEyz]

Look at and remember

 

[Mrs Behavin]

what your balls look like because....

 

[hhayes]

this will be the last time that

 

[Mrs Behavin]

and at that very moment that the cat was telling me this, I......

 

[Homer]

took out a gun and shot him so now

 

[TheOriginalJames]

his blood is spewing all over the sidewalk when suddenly...

 

[Homer]

i got a thumping headache and

 

[hhayes]

my toes were freezing so i wanted to

 

[Haus]

go inside to warm up.

 

[Maritxu]

But inside I found something I didn't expect

 

[hhayes]

something that i had never seen before now

 

[barbarella]

it was the biggest

 

[Homer]

mushroom i'd ever seen and

 

[hhayes]

it looked so old and moldy and

 

[barbarella]

kinda like my ex so i decided to

 

[99mustang232]

pickup my phone, and randomly dial a number...

 

[Mrs Behavin]

to get some food cause......

 

[Haus]

i was hungry for Pizza