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[Mrs Behavin]

Lets see how fucked up we can make a story.

I will write a line, then the next guy write a line etc...

lets see what we end up with.

Ready?

I was walking down the street yesterday when all of the sudden... (Place your line here)

 

[Tim]

I saw a piece of partially chewed gum on the sidewalk...

 

[Mrs Behavin]

and I paused for second....

 

[TheOriginalJames]

wondered what harm it could do...

 

[Tim]

So I picked it up and stuck it under the brim of my hat for later.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Three hours later I realized it was still there...

 

[Tim]

so I went to pick it off and eat it when I noticed that sticking out from the side of it was the biggest...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

cat that I've ever seen on the planet...

 

[Rusteh]

and this cat could talk and called herself...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Snuffleupicus Farfignuten

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Snuffleupicus Farfignuten has PMS and ESP.....

 

[TheOriginalJames]

so I decided it'd be best if I jsut put her out of her misery...

 

[!]

so i pulled out my 20gauge....

 

[No Leg Joe]

And put it in the cat's arse

 

[Homer]

the cat looked at me and i felt like

 

[lemon]

the meanest mother fucker ever, so

 

[Rusteh]

the cat said if you don't kill me i'll, i'll give you...

 

[Mrs Behavin]

the best cat sex that.....

 

[UncleBacon]

you ever had...

 

[hhayes]

and then i'm going to...