The Lobster Song
Good morning Mr. Fisher Man, Good morning sir said he, Have you got a lobster you can sell to me?
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Singing 'oh didly oh', shit or bust, Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust
Well 'yes sir yes sir, I have two'... 'The biggest of the bastards I will sell to you'
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Well I took the lobster home, and I put it in a dish, I put it the dish where the Mrs has a piss.
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In the middle of the night, the Mrs had a fright, there was the lobster hanging from her clite.
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Well the Mrs grabbed a stick and I grabbed a broom, we hit the fucking lobster round and round the room.
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We hit it on the head, and we hit it on the side, we hit the fucking lobster till the bastard died.
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There's a moral to the story, the moral is this, always have a shufty, before you have a piss.
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That's the end of the story there ain't no more, there's an apple up my arsehole and you can have the core.
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