a poem for the prego

[Kungfu]

I wish I was a fetus
I never would be bored
Sitting in my uterus
Swinging on my cord.

To worry Obstetricians
I'd be a proper beast
I'd change position on the hour
Transverse, oblique the breech

To students midwives i'd present
A mystifying case
I'd hide myself inside the OS
And leave an empty space

I'd tie my cord into a knot
And wave it through the cervix
I'd give the midwives such a shock
and laugh off all my vernix

And when my membrane ruptures
I'd be a right ole pest
Presenting large diameters
I'd transversely arrest

I'd tell my pal placenta
To get himself detached
To theatre then the lot of us
Would pronto be dispatched

And when they start to c-section
I'd laugh and think "Tee-hee"
When no one else is looking
I'll come Vaginally!

 

[Jersey]

umm.. im not sure what to make of that? :dunno

 

[Kungfu]

Its a poem from the babies perspective..It is meant as humerous!

 

[Jersey]

i know that.... some parts are umm.. kinda gross.. maybe its just me? :dunno


....and if suppose to be humorous--- it should be moved to humor.... petry and writings- is for orignal stuff

 

[hhayes]

yes i believe it is a little odd...i also see where it can be humorous

 

[MrAWatts]

Did you write that? That is hilarious. I like it. :rock

 

[Tazzy]

Kung Im gona have to wonder about you now :dunno :dunno