K
Kungfu
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I wish I was a fetus
I never would be bored
Sitting in my uterus
Swinging on my cord.
To worry Obstetricians
I'd be a proper beast
I'd change position on the hour
Transverse, oblique the breech
To students midwives i'd present
A mystifying case
I'd hide myself inside the OS
And leave an empty space
I'd tie my cord into a knot
And wave it through the cervix
I'd give the midwives such a shock
and laugh off all my vernix
And when my membrane ruptures
I'd be a right ole pest
Presenting large diameters
I'd transversely arrest
I'd tell my pal placenta
To get himself detached
To theatre then the lot of us
Would pronto be dispatched
And when they start to c-section
I'd laugh and think "Tee-hee"
When no one else is looking
I'll come Vaginally!
I never would be bored
Sitting in my uterus
Swinging on my cord.
To worry Obstetricians
I'd be a proper beast
I'd change position on the hour
Transverse, oblique the breech
To students midwives i'd present
A mystifying case
I'd hide myself inside the OS
And leave an empty space
I'd tie my cord into a knot
And wave it through the cervix
I'd give the midwives such a shock
and laugh off all my vernix
And when my membrane ruptures
I'd be a right ole pest
Presenting large diameters
I'd transversely arrest
I'd tell my pal placenta
To get himself detached
To theatre then the lot of us
Would pronto be dispatched
And when they start to c-section
I'd laugh and think "Tee-hee"
When no one else is looking
I'll come Vaginally!