20,000 tokens

[robdawg1]

Ok guys, we have until monday june 8 at 8:00 am est! The funniest post in this thread (judged by myself and Veronica) will win 20,000 bright shiny tokens!


gets to posting folks!



p.s. videos and pics are good, but creativity points awarded if the funny comes from the poster as opposed to finding a vid or pic someone else put online!

 

[Springsteen]

A man buys a budgie from the pet store. Gets it home, sets the cage up and watches it. It just sits there doing nothing.

So he goes back to the pet shop the next day, goes to the owner "This budgie I bought, it doesn't do anything"

The owner replies "Here's a mirror, put that in his cage and it'll do something"

He goes home, puts the mirror in and sure enough the budgie starts noticing it, admiring himself in the mirror. However after two days, it's back to just sitting there doing nothing. So he goes back to the shop, tells the owner again, and the owner sells him a bell.

He gets home, puts it round the budgies neck, and sure enough he's flying round his cage happy with the bell.

Then back to silence, sadly then the budgie dies.

The man goes back to the shop and tells the owner the sad news. Just as he's about to leave he remembers something.

"Oh, just before he died he said something"

"Wow, what was that?"

"He said 'does this shop sell any fucking seeds'?"

 

[dt3]

What does an Arab with a foot fetish like?






Camel toe

 

[robdawg1]

good start gentlemen

 

[sierrabravo]

Rule 34. i dont need a pic do I? :24:

 

[robdawg1]

???? i dont get that one

 

[sierrabravo]

whatever it is, there is porn of it. :24:

 

[robdawg1]

lol, thats funny too

 

[robdawg1]

we still have time....lets keep the funny coming

 

[dt3]

Ever seen a boxing match where someone gets a punch in right after the bell, and the other guy gets angry and they get in each others faces...

What do they wanna do, fight??????

 

[AUDRAA]

Fargo, and Root.....

 

[robdawg1]

Fargo, and Root.....

LOL, thats the best so far.....

 

[Tyler Durden]

For 100,000 tokenz I would post a youtube video of my singing Barbie Girl.

For a further 100,000 tokenz I would post a picture of me in girlie bunches and shorts doing the ironing

For 20,000 you get nothing

 

[robdawg1]

well...then nothing i'll take, I bid you good day sir...I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!!

 

[Tyler Durden]

well...then nothing i'll take, I bid you good day sir...I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!!

Everyone has their price, I'm no different. You can't help being cheap

 

[robdawg1]

I SAID GOOODDDD DAAAYYY....(imagine that in my best thundering voice)

 

[Tyler Durden]

I SAID GOOODDDD DAAAYYY....(imagine that in my best thundering voice)

Really? I imagine it more like the assistant in Pinky and The Brain!! :24:

 

[Tyler Durden]

In a more serious entry........

"i wouldn't say I have a phobia of trampolines, but they do make me jump"

 

[robdawg1]

Really? I imagine it more like the assistant in Pinky and The Brain!! :24:

Gasp....an insult....

In a more serious entry........

"i wouldn't say I have a phobia of trampolines, but they do make me jump"

very nice try it is entered into consideration

 

[Tyler Durden]

very nice try it is entered into consideration

The Pinky and The Brain thing means I'm losing doesn't it!? :24: