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Ok guys, we have until monday june 8 at 8:00 am est! The funniest post in this thread (judged by myself and Veronica) will win 20,000 bright shiny tokens!


gets to posting folks!



p.s. videos and pics are good, but creativity points awarded if the funny comes from the poster as opposed to finding a vid or pic someone else put online!
 
A man buys a budgie from the pet store. Gets it home, sets the cage up and watches it. It just sits there doing nothing.

So he goes back to the pet shop the next day, goes to the owner "This budgie I bought, it doesn't do anything"

The owner replies "Here's a mirror, put that in his cage and it'll do something"

He goes home, puts the mirror in and sure enough the budgie starts noticing it, admiring himself in the mirror. However after two days, it's back to just sitting there doing nothing. So he goes back to the shop, tells the owner again, and the owner sells him a bell.

He gets home, puts it round the budgies neck, and sure enough he's flying round his cage happy with the bell.

Then back to silence, sadly then the budgie dies.

The man goes back to the shop and tells the owner the sad news. Just as he's about to leave he remembers something.

"Oh, just before he died he said something"

"Wow, what was that?"

"He said 'does this shop sell any fucking seeds'?"
 
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