What do you hate about adult movies

[wednesday]

rofl...bawahahaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Tyler Durden]

The point of this thread is that yes we do all do it for the wank.

So which bits do you hate and have to fast forward or mute get to the wank!

 

[Obdurate]

Oh come on? Who honestly watches porn for the plot and not just for a wank??? Actually, I'm going to start a poll.

You've never watched porn for the plot? Wow, I have. It makes me laugh.

 

[Peter Parka]

You've never watched porn for the plot? Wow, I have. It makes me laugh.

If I want to watch something with a silly plot, there are plenty of Mel Gibson films on the market.

 

[wednesday]

If I want to watch something with a silly plot, there are plenty of Mel Gibson films on the market.

:24::24::24:<<why am i laughing i like mel gibson:ninja:willy_nilly:

 

[pjbleek]

because you know when you tried out for that porno with Black Cherry you screamed out Mel instead of BC!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Given the inaccuracies of Gibson movies, I'd hate to see his version of porn

 

[Peter Parka]

Given the inaccuracies of Gibson movies, I'd hate to see his version of porn

Probably go something like this - Ugly, old evil Englishman is subjecting girl to prima noctra, Mel Gibson rides in on his white horse (cant drive seeing he got banned for drink driving and sexually harrassing a cop) saves the day, whops out his big black 12 incher, the girl is so grateful she alows him to give her several screaming multi -orgasms.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Probably go something like this - Ugly, old evil Englishman is subjecting girl to prima noctra, Mel Gibson rides in on his white horse (cant drive seeing he got banned for drink driving and sexually harrassing a cop) saves the day, whops out his big black 12 incher, the girl is so grateful she alows him to give her several screaming multi -orgasms.

isn't that Braveheart? :ninja

 

[pjbleek]

isn't that Braveheart? :ninja

no....Passion of the Uncircumcised

 

[Peter Parka]

no....Passion of the Uncircumcised

So wrong but... :24::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[wednesday]

no....Passion of the Uncircumcised

eekPJ....sacrilege :24::24::24:

 

[pjbleek]

I know I'm going to hell....who's with me???

 

[Wookiegirl]

i call the beer stand

 

[wednesday]

meh, i knew i was going to hell the first time i smelt my finger after scratching my ass...(omg im soooo being minxy)

 

[Peter Parka]

I know I'm going to hell....who's with me???

As long as Mel Gibson isn't going to be there, sounds great!:nod:

 

[pjbleek]

nah, Satan does like goody two shoes that make stories about the Lord Jesus

 

[Tyler Durden]

Mel will be playing the devil there. He'll play the Devil with an eroneous mid atlantic accent that you cant quite place and he'll put characters like Judas Iscariot in the wrong periods in history and then blame the jews for everything.

And ladies will love it

 

[Abcinthia]

:24::24: This thread is hilarious.

 

[HK]

Lol awesome bump!

To get on-topic - I hate how some of them have really cheesy dance music over the top. Like it's not even faux-romantic music, it's entirely out of place club tunes.

That and the fact that apparently, no man ever finishes inside a woman. They always pull out and do it on her face.