Ask me any question ..... Just don't expect to like the answer :D

[Alien Allen]

You're grass is still growing :eek

Do you use a laptop or a desktop?

Lapdance obviously :nod:

oh, you said lapTOP

laptop at home

desktop at work

in the car a self inflating blow up doll. :ninja

 

[jassilem]

Lapdance obviously :nod:

oh, you said lapTOP

laptop at home

desktop at work

in the car a self inflating blow up doll. :ninja

You are so bad

Do you like chocolate?

 

[Alien Allen]

You're grass is still growing :eek

still growing but not as fast.

kind of like Mulders pecker

 

[Alien Allen]

You are so bad

Do you like chocolate?

it is ok but no great desire for it.

now and then a candy bar but not often

 

[jassilem]

it is ok but no great desire for it.

now and then a candy bar but not often

Ok.. I'm a chocoholic.

Are any of your kids married? I can't remember how old they are.

 

[Alien Allen]

Ok.. I'm a chocoholic.

Are any of your kids married? I can't remember how old they are.

24, 20, 15

boy, girl, girl

none married

 

[RedRyder]

I just read through some of your replies and laughed my ass off!

You are too funny.... But I can sense it's a dry humor you possess.

Am I right?

 

[jassilem]

24, 20, 15

boy, girl, girl

none married

I know you've said it before I just forgot.

They are really spaced out

Do you wear a chain?

 

[RedRyder]

trying to get to 2000 posts :24:

:jk

:mad Jackass!






:jk



Do you wonder what the next question might be from RedRyder?

 

[RedRyder]

I know you've said it before I just forgot.

They are really spaced out

Do you wear a chain?

... along with his balls in a vice... and the wife has the key.... Why do you care? :24:

 

[jassilem]

... along with his balls in a vice... and the wife has the key.... Why do you care? :24:

Now you are sounding like Bill.

 

[RedRyder]

I know you've said it before I just forgot.

They are really spaced out

.... like father like son daughter daughter....... :24:




.... not a nice thing to say Melissa about his children... the nerve of you! Why I never..... :willy_nilly: :jk

 

[Alien Allen]

:mad Jackass!






:jk



Do you wonder what the next question might be from RedRyder?

:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

 

[Alien Allen]

.... like father like son daughter daughter....... :24:




.... not a nice thing to say Melissa about his children... the nerve of you! Why I never..... :willy_nilly: :jk

eekeek

 

[jassilem]

.... like father like son daughter daughter....... :24:




.... not a nice thing to say Melissa about his children... the nerve of you! Why I never..... :willy_nilly: :jk

Very funny.

I was meaning the years between them

And I imagine he would know that too.

 

[RedRyder]

Now you are sounding like Bill.

Whatcho talkin' 'bout? Wash your mouth out!!! :mad


:24:

:willy_nilly::willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

:24: :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

Very funny.

I was meaning the years between them

And I imagine he would know that too.

I had to save up the money to pay for the sex.

takes a while at what I make.

 

[jassilem]

Whatcho talkin' 'bout? Wash your mouth out!!! :mad


:24:



:24: :24:

I was just saying that's what you sounded like.:24:

 

[Alien Allen]

bitches :ninja

:fing27

 

[jassilem]

I had to save up the money to pay for the sex.

takes a while at what I make.

That is so rep worthy but the damn Nazi won't let me.