awww fuck!!! I can't remember...but it was probably fuckedDarn!! Can't f'ing see it!
What is it???
If you're fucking axing me I thought I did after I bought me mine.Fucking last weekend before Christmas..... Have you got your fucking shopping done yet?![]()
If you're fucking axing me I thought I did after I bought me mine.My wife hit me with two more items yesterday. Two fucking more....... Now she wants a flannel night gown and a terrycloth house coat.
Oh, I added one to my fucking list as well. A fucking blu-ray player. I'll pick that up first. :24: Merry Christmas to me.... Merry Christmas to me.... Merry Christmassssssssss toooooooo meeeeeeeeee.....eeeeeeeeee....... Merrrrrrrrrrrry Christmas to me.... :willy_nilly:
Sugarpie... You are a fucking hoot! LOL!
Although..... while I was out and fucking about shopping for the merriment of others.... I did pick up a few fucking lovely things for myself.... all those fucking sales and all you know....![]()
BTW.... Where's my fucking Christmas card?![]()
Yeah... At least wait until I've finished my fucking coffee..... :ninjaYou bring out the best in me if you know what I mean Fifi. **** fuck it's to early for a cyber hump ***
That's what I'm fucking saying! Woot!I actually do know what yo fucking mean. I saved 500 bucks on mine. I thought about buying two cuz I cudda save a fucking g-note.
Perhaps the Mrs. can't find just the right fucking card......I'm sure I axed Mrs.Guyzerr to mail the fucker. If you don't get it by X-mas let me know and I'll axe her to pop another one in the fucking mail.
Yeah... At least wait until I've finished my fucking coffee..... :ninja
Perhaps the Mrs. can't find just the right fucking card......![]()
Speaking of Merry Christmas...........
Merry Christmas Fifi.... you fucking gorgeous hunk of American Elfette.................
Saaaawwwwwwhhhhooooooooooossssshhhhhhh......... :ninjaFuck that. I'm awake now. Besides I'll get you another fucking coffee later. I can afford it with all the fucking money I saved. C'mere.......
my youngest daughter is not mine. I raised better spawn than this I thought.
disrespectful snot. Never answers direct questions when I text her.
Her synco team is doing a can drive today. All I fucking wanted to know was if she was going to be in the fucking area as I would put out a bag of cans I collected for this purpose on the front porch.
Text her again and tell her to get on the fucking case.
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