I say fuck ...

[RedRyder]

I can tell you what happens at the fucking ballet, Red:

-The dancers will fake-run across the stage on their toes.
-The male dancers will circle around, coming ever closer.
-The prima ballerina will lift her leg up while a male dancer holds her waist.
-She'll put her leg down.
-Repeat.
-The male dancer will pick her up.
-The male dancer will put her down.
-Repeat
-They will hoppity hop.
-The male dancer will discard her like rubbish, run away, and do a pissy little scissor-kick.
- He'll pick her up again.
-He'll put her down again.
-Everyone will fake-run across the stage again.

And repeat, and repeat, and repeat for two million hours.

I fucking hate ballet.

Bwahahahahaha.... That's fucking great!

 

[Mystic]

Speaking of Merry Christmas...........

Merry Christmas Mystic.... you fucking gorgeous hunk of Canadian Elfette.................

:thumbup Merry fucking Christmas to you too Guy... oh and btw...the dumb set on your muppets avatar looks like a set of boobs with him looking over them....:ninja:24::eek

Bwahahahahaha.... That's fucking great!

:homo:totally!



...and last but not least.... today was the worst fucking day I've had in a very long time.... fucking depressing...seriously fucking fucked. a double fucker. :thumbdown hey now there's an idea, a good fuck to chase the blues away.:thumbup

 

[Alien Allen]

sorry to hear you had a bad fucking day Mystic

we should converse.. I could outfucking depress ya I bet

 

[RedRyder]

Fucking fucking is an excellent blue chaser!

 

[Mystic]

so you are going to be the good fuck to chase the blues away...ok i'm game...lets so whose fucked more. I'll take your depression and double it.... lmao

 

[Mystic]

Fucking fucking is an excellent blue chaser!

that sounds like a fucking good drink

 

[RedRyder]

that sounds like a fucking good drink

Drink? Ummmm...... fucking maybe......

 

[Mystic]

Drink? Ummmm...... fucking maybe......

... all i have is a half eaten box of FAKE fucking liquor chocolates.D

 

[RedRyder]

... all i have is a half eaten box of FAKE fucking liquor chocolates.D

No fucking chocolate or munchies of any kind here.

I definitely wasn't going to go fucking shopping on the last weekend before Christmas.... :willy_nilly:

So.... tomorrow it is. I'm gonna buy extra fucking goodies to make up for it.

 

[Alien Allen]

so you are going to be the good fuck to chase the blues away...ok i'm game...lets so whose fucked more. I'll take your depression and double it.... lmao

Not a fucking chance

Well I should have qualified that. I am definately NOT getting fucked more.

Just I can out depress ya

 

[Mystic]

lol thats what i fucking meant...lol add that to your list of fucks. lol

you know...i really hate the word fuck. even saying it in my pea brain hurts....such an uncouth fucking word. fucking heathens.

i need to find a funny fuck pic...where's that Az guy with all the random funny pics? i must say he fucking cracks me up.

 

[Mystic]

omg this is so not funny but i am so laughing fucking hard...

 

[Mystic]

omg those poor fucking birds.... can't believe i posted that...lol


anyway, night night fuckers..i'm off to go be depressed and do some emotional eating so i can expand my arse....who am i kidding, expland my arse...more like expand my tits.

fuck it.

 

[Alien Allen]

omg those poor fucking birds.... can't believe i posted that...lol


anyway, night night fuckers..i'm off to go be depressed and do some emotional eating so i can expand my arse....who am i kidding, expland my arse...more like expand my tits.

fuck it.

good fucking night bitch

The same offer goes to you that you sent to me.

You wanna fucking vent just let me know

Then we might have to ..................... oh shit that is a dirty thought :24:

 

[Haus]

almost 8000 fucking posts and this is my first fucking post in this fucking thread!!

can you fucking believe that!

Fuck

 

[RedRyder]

Wow, Haus! That's fucking unbelievable. Welcome BTW.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

holy fucking shit dude i can't believe im so stressed tonight.. i need a fucking cigg and i think ive only got one left.. jeebus fucking cripes..

 

[Thornless]

It's fucking cold outside!

 

[Alien Allen]

arrgghhhh

Fuckity fuck

 

[RedRyder]

I can't fucking drink every night just cause I'm on vacation.... can I?