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So, I was at the grocery store a few minutes ago picking up some Ravioli supplies, and I am standing at the corner of the drink aisle and this lady and her daughter come tearing ass around the corner and the lady smashes me in the leg with her cart.

I jumped back, and looked at her and she says: "Uh....sorry. You are okay."

Not "are you okay" rather, "you are okay!"

and I said "it's fine, accidents happen."

She stops next to me looking at Pepsi products and her daughter looks up from her cell phone and smiles at me, and I smiled back because I'm not a dick, if people smile at me, I'll smile back.

She tells her daughter "God, don't smile at him" and gives me this dirty ass look.

I look at her daughter who is probably early 18 or 19, and say "Yeah, don't smile at me, I'm the one your Mom warned you about." and I winked.

The Mother turned beat red. I walked off before I got maced or pepper sprayed.

What a bitch. :24:
 
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Darrell said:
So, I was at the grocery store a few minutes ago picking up some Ravioli supplies, and I am standing at the corner of the drink aisle and this lady and her daughter come tearing ass around the corner and the lady smashes me in the leg with her cart.

I jumped back, and looked at her and she says: "Uh....sorry. You are okay."

Not "are you okay" rather, "you are okay!"

and I said "it's fine, accidents happen."

She stops next to me looking at Pepsi products and her daughter looks up from her cell phone and smiles at me, and I smiled back because I'm not a dick, if people smile at me, I'll smile back.

She tells her daughter "God, don't smile at him" and gives me this dirty ass look.

I look at her daughter who is probably early 18 or 19, and say "Yeah, don't smile at me, I'm the one your Mom warned you about." and I winked.

The Mother turned beat red. I walked off before I got maced or pepper sprayed.

What a bitch. :24:
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:24: I love that!
 
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Maulds said:
I wish you had slapped mom on the rump as you turned to walk away.
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This is California. She would have called the Police, I would have been arrested at gunpoint, I would go to court, despite being a Veteran and having a clean record I would have been sentenced for some sort of sex crime, been forced to register a 290 (as a Sex Offender), and then she would have filed a civil suit for "emotional damages." Uptight old bitch, probably needed a good rogering. :24:
 
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Darrell said:
This is California. She would have called the Police, I would have been arrested at gunpoint, I would go to court, despite being a Veteran and having a clean record I would have been sentenced for some sort of sex crime, been forced to register a 290 (as a Sex Offender), and then she would have filed a civil suit for "emotional damages." Uptight old bitch, probably needed a good rogering. :24:
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Yeah I know, epic bad idea but it would have made the moment more special.
 
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Im just seeing what happens if I smile at you:cool

and now I have

"never smile at a crocodile, no you cant get friendly with a crocodile" in my head:willy_nilly:
 
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