"Don't smile at him!"

[Panacea]

I'm insulted. I thought you knew me better than that?

I would not feed my dog that shit. :yuk

A lady found a dead rat in a can of it, so good idea lol

But that woman at the store was a total bitch D:

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

I pictured you with an armful off Chef Boyardee. Me of little faith!

LOL!!! So did I

 

[Dana]

So, I was at the grocery store a few minutes ago picking up some Ravioli supplies, and I am standing at the corner of the drink aisle and this lady and her daughter come tearing ass around the corner and the lady smashes me in the leg with her cart.

I jumped back, and looked at her and she says: "Uh....sorry. You are okay."

Not "are you okay" rather, "you are okay!"

and I said "it's fine, accidents happen."

She stops next to me looking at Pepsi products and her daughter looks up from her cell phone and smiles at me, and I smiled back because I'm not a dick, if people smile at me, I'll smile back.

She tells her daughter "God, don't smile at him" and gives me this dirty ass look.

I look at her daughter who is probably early 18 or 19, and say "Yeah, don't smile at me, I'm the one your Mom warned you about." and I winked.

The Mother turned beat red. I walked off before I got maced or pepper sprayed.

What a bitch. :24:

Good rebuttal! Bravo.

 

[Darrell]

Haha, glad you guys had a laugh.

 

[tutter]

:24::24::24:
That's some funny stuff XD

 

[MjaneGibson]

So, I was at the grocery store a few minutes ago picking up some Ravioli supplies, and I am standing at the corner of the drink aisle and this lady and her daughter come tearing ass around the corner and the lady smashes me in the leg with her cart.

I jumped back, and looked at her and she says: "Uh....sorry. You are okay."

Not "are you okay" rather, "you are okay!"

and I said "it's fine, accidents happen."

She stops next to me looking at Pepsi products and her daughter looks up from her cell phone and smiles at me, and I smiled back because I'm not a dick, if people smile at me, I'll smile back.

She tells her daughter "God, don't smile at him" and gives me this dirty ass look.

I look at her daughter who is probably early 18 or 19, and say "Yeah, don't smile at me, I'm the one your Mom warned you about." and I winked.

The Mother turned beat red. I walked off before I got maced or pepper sprayed.

What a bitch. :24:

Some people are fucking unbelievable! I HATE rude grocery people...learn how to fucking control your cart, and how bout...I dunno, not being a miserable waste of space?

I just got back from a Renegades game (Minor league baseball...not a huge fan) for my moms birthday. My dad had to do a K-turn (as we all know, perfectly legal...hence why we do it for our drivers tests!). Some bitch, who was probably a half a mile away when my dad started the turn, saw my dad and as she got closer, sped up. Then proceeded to slam on her horn.

I am not a very angry person by nature. Takes a lot to piss me off. However, one of my biggest pet peeves is RUDE ASS PEOPLE. Lay off the horn you bitch, and learn what's important in life. If I was with you, I would have ran over her toe with my cart as I walked by...then I'd smile. like this-->, and say "you are okay"

 

[purpledove]

I pictured you with an armful off Chef Boyardee. Me of little faith!

LOL!!! So did I

Me three :24:



Btw, Very clever comeback Sir.

 

[Siphorous]

Good retort. :nod:

 

[Natasha]

This is California. She would have called the Police, I would have been arrested at gunpoint, I would go to court, despite being a Veteran and having a clean record I would have been sentenced for some sort of sex crime, been forced to register a 290 (as a Sex Offender), and then she would have filed a civil suit for "emotional damages." Uptight old bitch, probably needed a good rogering. :24:

My nephew has a friend that is on probation for "sexual battery" b/c he slapped some woman he doesn't know on the ass.

 

[Staci]

that was awesome!!!

 

[porterjack]

what kind of mother names her daughter God ?

 

[Abcinthia]

what kind of mother names her daughter God ?

I wish I'd named my daughter God. I just assumed it was a boys name

 

[Diggin Deep]

LOL...Great Reply!!!

 

[itsmeJonB]

What was the bitch's problem?
Good retort though lol

 

[rback33]

What was the bitch's problem?
Good retort though lol

My vote is menopausal psycho...

 

[porterjack]

I wish I'd named my daughter God. I just assumed it was a boys name

is her Father God? or does he just think he is

if so you could cal her Jesusette

 

[Darrell]

if i was with you, i would have ran over her toe with my cart as i walked by...then i'd smile. Like this-->:d, and say "you are okay"

:24::24::24::24:

 

[Panacea]

Drop a can of said Chef Boyardee on her foot. "Oopsies, luckily you're ok."

 

[Zorak]

This is California. She would have called the Police, I would have been arrested at gunpoint, I would go to court, despite being a Veteran and having a clean record I would have been sentenced for some sort of sex crime, been forced to register a 290 (as a Sex Offender), and then she would have filed a civil suit for "emotional damages." Uptight old bitch, probably needed a good rogering. :24:

8 year olds, Dude.

 

[Darrell]

8 year olds, Dude.

Well played, my friend.