PoopaSwoof
Doddering Old Poop
I made this a few years ago but I dont remember posting it.
Step 1. Get 100 or more sparklers
Step 2. Unbox sparklers and wrap them with duct tape.
Should look something like this.

Step 3. Find a large open area to place mantorch.
Step 4. Get garden hose ready in case of unexpected wildfire.
Step 5. Light center "fuse" sparkler.
Step 6. Calmly walk to a safe distance.
Step 7. Watch and enjoy.
Starts small

Gets a bit bigger

Really gets going

OMFG!

That is all.
Step 1. Get 100 or more sparklers
Step 2. Unbox sparklers and wrap them with duct tape.
Should look something like this.

Step 3. Find a large open area to place mantorch.
Step 4. Get garden hose ready in case of unexpected wildfire.
Step 5. Light center "fuse" sparkler.
Step 6. Calmly walk to a safe distance.
Step 7. Watch and enjoy.
Starts small

Gets a bit bigger

Really gets going

OMFG!

That is all.