Anyone Besides Me Ever.....

[Guyzerr]

A wise man who I admired GREATLY once used these words of wisdom which have stuck with me:

The grass is always greener... over the septic tank.



Think about it.

I've got a real bad bare spot on one of the yards cuz the moles have dug it up so bad. When I think about your quote it makes me want to put a septic tank there because he is absolutely correct. Besides being greener it's always nice and thick.

 

[Guyzerr]

lol! At least?! Marriage has become something so meaningless these days. It sucks. I wish I was back in the 1950s when men were gentlemen and women waited till they were married. Or maybe that's just my take on the 50s lol.

Ya it's your take on things. They were sawin' off hunks just like any other generation. The difference is nobody talked about it. Don't believe me. Search your family history. See when your aunts, uncles and cousins were born. Match it up to the date of their marriage, check first born and do the math. Them buggers were humpin' like nobody's business before they tied the knot.

PS: Check your parents info. I was shocked when I did many, many years ago.

 

[JoeCool10]

Ya it's your take on things. They were sawin' off hunks just like any other generation. The difference is nobody talked about it. Don't believe me. Search your family history. See when your aunts, uncles and cousins were born. Match it up to the date of their marriage, check first born and do the math. Them buggers were humpin' like nobody's business before they tied the knot.

PS: Check your parents info. I was shocked when I did many, many years ago.

Uh, ew. No thanks, lol. Actually I've done the math. I'm the only one in my family to get pregnant before being married, go figure lol.

 

[Guyzerr]

Uh, ew. No thanks, lol. Actually I've done the math. I'm the only one in my family to get pregnant before being married, go figure lol.

Go back a few generations and you'll be surprised I'm sure. Granny might not be what you think she was. :yuk

 

[JoeCool10]

Go back a few generations and you'll be surprised I'm sure. Granny might not be what you think she was. :yuk

LOL Yeah, like I said, no thankies
I know my parents and their parents didn't get pregnant till after they were married. Not sure about my grandparents parents though. It's possible, but they're dead. And I'm not going to my Mormon granny to ask her if I was the only one in the family to get knocked up before getting hitched. Chances are I'm right and I'll feel like a jackass lol.

 

[cam elle toe]

A wise person once used these words of wisdom which have stuck with me:

The grass is always greener... over the septic tank.



Think about it.

:nod: and...shit always floats to the surface.

 

[jassilem]

Ya it's your take on things. They were sawin' off hunks just like any other generation. The difference is nobody talked about it. Don't believe me. Search your family history. See when your aunts, uncles and cousins were born. Match it up to the date of their marriage, check first born and do the math. Them buggers were humpin' like nobody's business before they tied the knot.

PS: Check your parents info. I was shocked when I did many, many years ago.

LOL I was the reason for my Mom and Father getting hitched.. :willy_nilly:


As for you OP.. always.. I am in Calgary because of it.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Yes ma'am I do.
I wondered about that. You need to get out more. Sheesh, at your age I wasn't even living at home. Matter of fact I don't think I ever lived at home. I kinda just slept there.

I've lived away from home too, before I turned 19. Wasn't pleasant (mainly because the people I was with were douches) but that's beside the point Going out of my comfort zone is a good idea because I learn a lot, but afterwards it just ends the same...I hate more people or more people hate me, ya know.

 

[jose1248]

So what's a guy to do when he sees his woman stumbling around the back yard? Reload.

Just kidding... I wouldn't shoot a woman.

Thats why you double-tap lol

 

[porterjack]

tear down the fences brother

throw down those shackles that blind your eyes to the beauty of green

 

[freakofnature]

Ya it's your take on things. They were sawin' off hunks just like any other generation. The difference is nobody talked about it. Don't believe me. Search your family history. See when your aunts, uncles and cousins were born. Match it up to the date of their marriage, check first born and do the math. Them buggers were humpin' like nobody's business before they tied the knot.

PS: Check your parents info. I was shocked when I did many, many years ago.

I lost a bit of my innocence when I found out that my aunt was born before my grandparents got married. :eek I mean they were Old Colony Mennonites! Old Colony Mennonites don't even have sex when they're married, let alone before! :willy_nilly:

:24:

 

[hart]

Maybe it was Devine intervention?

 

[Tim]

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because there is a 1500 lb bull over there keeping it well fertilized.

 

[Guyzerr]

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because there is a 1500 lb bull over there keeping it well fertilized.

I like that thought.... a lot actually.

 

[sexysadie]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh how I miss the green grass.......damn this white stuff!!!

 

[Guyzerr]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh how I miss the green grass.......damn this white stuff!!!

The grass is green all winter here.

 

[sexysadie]

The grass is green all winter here.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh thems fightin words!!:ninja