An open letter to...part two.

[RedRyder]

Dear Natasha,

I do so hope you are NOT at the bidding of Francis' requests.

Instead.... What say you we ban him while he is off vacationing?

What a surprise he would find upon his return.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.......

Oh snap! I do believe Francis has done nothing to warrant such a ban. *sigh*

There must be someone else we can ban, yes?

Holding ban stick at bay with great want,
RedRyder

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

Dear Vacation,

Please hurry up.

Sincerely,
8 days left

 

[Thornless]

Dear RedRyder,

I hope you washed your hands :ninja

Sincerely,
Concerned Thorny

 

[porterjack]

Dear Prudence

Won't you come out to play...?

 

[RedRyder]

Dear Thorny,

I wore heavy duty latex gloves sprayed with bleach first.

No worries.

...... although..... I did have my eyes open! :willy_nilly:

Considering bleaching my eyes,
RedRyder

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear OTz

Good morning one and all!


NF

 

[BadBoy]

Dear Wednesday,

Here's to hoping you provide me with a good hump.

BB

 

[darkcgi]

OTZ is the best.

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Lying Cheating Scum,

You just remember Karma is a bitch,
And so am I.

Sincerely,
Osveta

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Short Work Weeks,
I Looooooooooove UUUUUU!
Lovers forever,
ME!

 

[Francis]

Dear RedRyder,

I love you too..

Yours truly,
Francis

 

[BadBoy]

Dear lovely ladies of OTZ,

Let's all of you and me get naked and show these kids how to finger paint.

Sincerely,
BB

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

Dear Burger King,
Please do not spit in my burger.

Sincerely,
Hungry

 

[Darrell]

Dear Microwave,

Hurry up with my baked potato. I'm hungry.

Until again...

The Wolf

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Am-Ex HR chicka,
5pm came and went and we thank you for not calling when you said you would.
~Unemployed and getting antsy, PJ~

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Aries

I hope you had a good day



Tom

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

Dear Microwave,

Hurry up with my baked potato. I'm hungry.

Until again...

The Wolf

Dear Darrell,

Please share your baked potato.

Sincerely,
I'm still hungry after my burger king

 

[Alexis]

Dear Wendy's

Are you still open? Your drive-thru until 1am?? Great.
I'll be right over. Darrell is paying.

 

[jassilem]

Dear Tummy,

Please settle down...

Upset
Me

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Stella Artois

Thanks for the full body
head you always give me!:24:



Forever yours
Tom