Welcome... to V's Place

[anathelia]

Good afternoon, patrons of this fine establishment.

(if there's even anyone here.)

 

[Codrus]

Good afternoon, patrons of this fine establishment.

(if there's even anyone here.)

how can i do ya....err i mean help you?

 

[cam elle toe]

um.. if it were up to me ..you'de pay what you felt it was worth...and i dont think we take houses

Houses???

Oh...I get it......(I'm a bit slow on the uptake today)

So, is there a "satisfaction guarenteed" certificate?

 

[MoonOwl]

And whore each and every one of us out.p

:thumbup:thumbup

hmmm...for men or women?

Both!

im there dude.......

I'll send you an application... Post Haste.

I can so see you as a Madam:thumbup

My girlfriend used to work in one in Kings Cross as a receptionist, she loved it.

I always wanted to be Miss Kitty. I'd go so Bordello too!

i think she would overcharge for me and stickboy..........

Perhaps........

hmmm....maybe a "try before you buy" would be a good idea:cool

Indeed :thumbup

i give ya a buy one get 10 free trial...

you expect to make any money? I should be sold as exotic myself!

Exotic fits :thumbup

hmmmm *thinking thinking*

How much is the first? Or should I be asking Moonie that?

That depends. Whatcha want?

i just want the nookie:ninja

well......you can dress a pig in pearls and its still a pig

:fing27

um.. if it were up to me ..you'de pay what you felt it was worth...and i dont think we take houses

$2? :24:

I will command the highest price.
Experience counts you know.:nod:

AbsoFreakingLutely!!!:thumbup

dude ...leave the gay bar out of it:24:

So that's where you were last night?

 

[Codrus]

Houses???

Oh...I get it......(I'm a bit slow on the uptake today)

So, is there a "satisfaction guarenteed" certificate?

yes there is ....

 

[cam elle toe]

OK...its a deal:thumbup

(but you have to make a house call)


Moonie, you quoted $2?

I hope thats OZ dollars, coz its probably about $599 in US dollars

 

[MoonOwl]

OK...its a deal:thumbup

(but you have to make a house call)


Moonie, you quoted $2?

I hope thats OZ dollars, coz its probably about $599 in US dollars

Nah, I was just slamming his ass cuz I'm mean that way :24: I've heard through the grapevine he is worth much more:ninja

 

[Thornless]

If it will pay off the debt, you can have Bryan... for no less than 200K USD

 

[Codrus]

Nah, I was just slamming his ass cuz I'm mean that way :24: I've heard through the grapevine he is worth much more:ninja

2$ and all the nookie cam can handle till she passes out?...your on....and here i was gonna do it for free

 

[anathelia]

I could use some rum!

 

[cam elle toe]

2$ and all the nookie cam can handle till she passes out?...your on....and here i was gonna do it for free

right click and......
SAVED


I have it in writing....can't charge me now....


Sorry Ana..... HELLO, didnt mean to ignore you....

 

[Codrus]

I could use some rum!

RRuummmm....rrruummmm......putt putt


****slides ana a bottle of sailor jerry*****

 

[jassilem]

I am so sleepy...

Can I have a Rev?!?!?!

 

[anathelia]

RRuummmm....rrruummmm......putt putt


****slides ana a bottle of sailor jerry*****

*giggles*

How are you, today?

 

[Codrus]

ehh, im ok......just ryin to get some nookie from the locals

you?

 

[retro]

well I'm feeling a bit better now... better than I was earlier today anyway.

 

[Codrus]

I am so sleepy...

Can I have a Rev?!?!?!

a rev???

 

[anathelia]

ehh, im ok......just ryin to get some nookie from the locals

you?

I'm alright. Had a headache for nine days.

But I'm really looking forward to going on vacation this weekend. So that's a bonus.

 

[USF Sam]

OK... Gonna be repping a few in here to get to Mommy.

Hang on to your reppers.

 

[Codrus]

***....slides in***

what did i miss?