Michael Jackson Jokes

[USF Sam]

The family have requested another autopsy (TRUE)

They are blaming his doctor

They would NEVER blame sunshine or moonlight, SO maybe the should just

BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE

Either that's not funny or I don't get it...LOL

YouTube - Jackson five-Blame it on the boogie

 

[Natasha]

YouTube - Jackson five-Blame it on the boogie

So I was right...not funny.

 

[alibaba]

Damn recession, they even had to let 1 of the Jackson 5 go

 

[Margene]

damn recession, they even had to let 1 of the jackson 5 go

:24::24::24:

 

[Natasha]

Got this text while I was at lunch:

"If you've been hearing a loud rumble and ruckus in the sky it's not thunder. It's Elvis whoopin' Michael's ass for fuckin' his daughter!!!"

 

[Peter Parka]

So Michael Jackson is dead.

To be honest, I feel bad for his children.

No seriously, they were probably abused. I really do feel bad for them...


Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack at the age of 50. It's the first time he's been fucked by anything older than 12.



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Chicken Pox?

Chicken Pox is still coming over kids.



Michael Jackson's family walk into a library and ask for a book on CPR...

Oops... Too late !



Apparently on hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death Bubbles has gone ape and Uri has gone on another bender!



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

Disney films can still touch kids.

 

[keano]

Apperntly they arn't even his own children so that even worse...

 

[berry k00l]

:24::24::24::24::24::24:
this is an awesome thread!

 

[Peter Parka]

2 paramedics arrived at the scene at jacksons house, 1st paramedic says
"What shall we try first?"
The second paramedic turns and says "I don't know about you, but I'm going on the big wheel".

 

[Margene]

2 paramedics arrived at the scene at jacksons house, 1st paramedic says
"What shall we try first?"
The second paramedic turns and says "I don't know about you, but I'm going on the big wheel".

:24::clap

 

[Omega]

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue

What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand

:24: :24:

 

[Jersey]

When is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
-When the bog hand touches the little hand

-Where did MJ go to college?
-Bringham Young

 

[Natasha]

What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty-eight year olds???

There's 20 of them.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

When is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
-When the bog hand touches the little hand

-Where did MJ go to college?
-Bringham Young

That just wasn't very funny. I mean even if I wasn't an MJ fan, lol some of these have been funny but not really these ones....

 

[Goat Whisperer]

So Michael Jackson is dead.

To be honest, I feel bad for his children.

No seriously, they were probably abused. I really do feel bad for them...


Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack at the age of 50. It's the first time he's been fucked by anything older than 12.



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Chicken Pox?

Chicken Pox is still coming over kids.



Michael Jackson's family walk into a library and ask for a book on CPR...

Oops... Too late !



Apparently on hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death Bubbles has gone ape and Uri has gone on another bender!



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

Disney films can still touch kids.

Once again... very few at all funny, like this:

Michael Jackson's family walk into a library and ask for a book on CPR...

Oops... Too late !

I'm just not getting it :dunno

 

[Natasha]

Once again... very few at all funny, like this:

Michael Jackson's family walk into a library and ask for a book on CPR...

Oops... Too late !

I'm just not getting it :dunno

I agree that that particular joke was lame...but they can't all be golden. LOL

 

[Peter Parka]

Once again... very few at all funny, like this:

Michael Jackson's family walk into a library and ask for a book on CPR...

Oops... Too late !

I'm just not getting it :dunno

 

[Peter Parka]

I used to love Michael Jackson when I was a kid.

I never realised the feeling was mutural.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I used to love Michael Jackson when I was a kid.

I never realised the feeling was mutural.

Yes MJ did love kids just not in a physical way.

 

[ConTRo13R]

Yes MJ did love kids just not in a physical way.

just cuz he never loved ur ugly ass hehe





:jk or was i....LOL