Michael Jackson Jokes

[Peter Parka]

If you're going to get offended, fuck off! The title of this thread is clear enough.


after becoming a permenant uk resident michael jackson has died of a heart attack after learning the £2000 for a ten year old was a goverment car scrapage scheme.

michael jackson is not going to be buried or cremated. instead he is going to be recycled into plastic bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to little children

 

[Natasha]

This just in: Michael Jackson died from food poisoning. He got ahold of a 10 year old weiner.

 

[Natasha]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he wll be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play w/ him for a change.

 

[Staci]

OMG the both of ya.....:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[Natasha]

How are Michael Jackson and Santa Claus alike? They both visit little kids and leave w/ their sack empty.

 

[dt3]

From my thread...

Here's an original joke all my own:

Michael was writing a book at the time of his death called "If I Molested Them, Here's How I Would Have Done It". The whole book was just a one-page list.

1) Build Themepark
2) Get pet monkey named Bubbles
3) Tell kids it's "Jesus Juice"
4) Let kids play with monkey
5) Let kids play with Bubbles

 

[sierrabravo]

From my thread...
1) Build Themepark
2) Get pet monkey named Bubbles
3) Tell kids it's "Jesus Juice"
4) Let kids play with monkey
5) Let kids play with Bubbles

:24: took me a second to get that!

 

[Springsteen]

b3ta.com challenge: michael jackson

Do not click that if easily offended!

 

[ConTRo13R]

Police say that Michael Jacksons death could be suspicious. They're currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or white, but he is definately bad and dangerous.They got fingerprints off the wall and they say say say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would like ben and billy jean to come forward but they dont... Read More wanna be starting something, police say they dont stop til they get enough as they found blood on the dancefloor, it's going to be a tough case but they will beat it. Police say its a real thriller.

 

[Peter Parka]

Brilliant song here! :24:

KUNT AND THE GANG on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

 

[teh_fuzz]

this is an awesome thread!

 

[satinbutterfly]

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he wll be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play w/ him for a change.

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[teh_fuzz]

In remembrance of the king of pop, McDonalds is coming out with the McJackson..... 50 yr old meat in between 12 yr old buns.

 

[Staci]

when farrah fawcett got to heaven God asked if she had any wishes. she wished that all children be safe from harm. michael jackson died shortly thereafter.


court of audra

 

[cam elle toe]

They cant cremate him. Plastic doesnt burn and its not recycle week until next week

 

[Natasha]

 

[cam elle toe]

The family have requested another autopsy (TRUE)

They are blaming his doctor

They would NEVER blame sunshine or moonlight, SO maybe the should just

BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE

 

[djsinfulwang]

LMAO!! Ya'll crazy!

 

[Natasha]

The family have requested another autopsy (TRUE)

They are blaming his doctor

They would NEVER blame sunshine or moonlight, SO maybe the should just

BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE

Either that's not funny or I don't get it...LOL

 

[jassilem]

they cant cremate him. Plastic doesnt burn and its not recycle week until next week

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