Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Wichita]

look its a giraffe

 

[Leananshee]

(Speculum and flashlight in use)

Amontillado?

tim :eek

 

[kim3478]

Your mum always said you were bad at something, and this is it.

 

[RandomDude]

if those arent my nuts?...:eek

 

[kim3478]

Haha

If I squeeze it will it squeak?

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

oh shit my phone!

 

[kim3478]

So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

 

[RandomDude]

Haha

If I squeeze it will it squeak?

wanna find out? :24:

 

[kim3478]

Hmm I don't know, it might squeak lol, jks

Ahh you make me scream baby...with pain.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

is that supposed to turn me on?

 

[edgray]

"mummy!"

 

[kim3478]

How about instead of spanking my arse you kiss it (goodbye).

 

[Wichita]

look honey!!! I shaved for youuuuuuuu

 

[kim3478]

I said, I WANT YOU TO FART!

 

[Wichita]

did you squeef???

 

[kim3478]

LOL

If you don't stop raping me I'll tie your dick around your neck.

 

[Wichita]

that would be easy.

 

[kim3478]

Lol

*Parrot starts making moaning sex noises from outside*.

 

[Wichita]

don't mess with my "kitty"

 

[kim3478]

I like snakes, my pet python beats yours...