Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Goddess]

I'm bored.

 

[satinbutterfly]

I love you so much that I could squeeze you and love you and squeeze you and love you forever and ever and ever and............where are you going honey bunny?

Don't forget to call them George. :nod:

 

[Tyler Durden]

I always knew I would bury my love seed deep within you and we would be intricately linked forever in harmonious desire and remorseless romance

 

[Anne Bonny]

Ummmm... What's that smell?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Don't forget to call them George. :nod:

As in Michael or Bush?

I'm confused

And British

How about

"Well that's you ruined for every man"!

 

[satinbutterfly]

As in Michael or Bush?

I'm confused

And British

How about

"Well that's you ruined for every man"!

It's from Looney Tunes... silly man.

 

[Tyler Durden]

It's from Looney Tunes... silly man.

Well clearly I am far too mature, austere and classy to know that.

How about

"thank god my hip didn't pop out"

 

[JimmyD]

"call me ishmael"

 

[satinbutterfly]

Well clearly I am far too mature, austere and classy to know that.

How about

"thank god my hip didn't pop out"

Oh I know better than that...

How bout my favorite line from Slither:

"That looks like somethin that fell of mah dick durin the war!"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh I know better than that...

How bout my favorite line from Slither:

"That looks like somethin that fell of mah dick durin the war!"

I have never seen this version of Slither!!

But I need to

"Technically it's not necrophilia since you were alive when we started"

 

[satinbutterfly]

I have never seen this version of Slither!!

But I need to

"Technically it's not necrophilia since you were alive when we started"

Ewwwwww... :yuk

 

[Tyler Durden]

Ewwwwww... :yuk

Yeah that's not a good thing to shout after either!

 

[satinbutterfly]

Yeah that's not a good thing to shout after either!

How would you know? :eek

 

[Tyler Durden]

How would you know? :eek

I don't want to talk about it. I was young (once) and I needed the money.

"Oh wait till we watch that back on video baby!"

 

[satinbutterfly]

I think I'm going to get sick.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh jeez it's all in your hair and everything

 

[satinbutterfly]

Are those real?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wanna watch me play Playstation now?

 

[SammyStephens]

Kneel before Zod!!

 

[333halfabeast]

"Well, why don't you just give up already?"