Zorak: portrait of a repentant thuggee.

[Zorak]

i wake up with bruises often.

I had another dream last night I was commanding a battle, it wasn't against the welsh this time, I can't remember who against. I remember that lots of weird people were in it whom I never think about...

I've been reading too much about battles I think.

 

[Abcinthia]

Who is Gok Wan?

EDIT: and why does Matt want him to DO HIM?

A Gay man who dresses women and makes them feel better about themselves. But first of all he likes to grab their tits and jiggle their stomachs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAkSd_lE1tA


But he once dressed a man. And the advert was talking about Gok doing a man for the first time. Zorak was jealous

 

[Abcinthia]

i wake up with bruises often.

I had another dream last night I was commanding a battle, it wasn't against the welsh this time, I can't remember who against. I remember that lots of weird people were in it whom I never think about...

I've been reading too much about battles I think.

I haven't really had a dream since my Zombie dream where they didn't want to eat me cos I was pregnant and had stretchmarks.

Cunts.

 

[Dana]

I have never heard you say chin wag in real life.

They see me posin'... they hatin'.... :24:

 

[Zorak]

In my dream you would have been taken into slavery as some of the spoils of war.
At least you'd feel wanted

 

[Zorak]

They see me posin'... they hatin'.... :24:

Rats, my lingo has been questioned!

 

[Abcinthia]

In my dream you would have been taken into slavery as some of the spoils of war.
At least you'd feel wanted

For the first time in my life!

 

[Abcinthia]

Morning.

 

[Zorak]

it is morning and has been for some time for me

 

[Abcinthia]

Me too.

I am blaming you for my sleeplessness today.

 

[Niamh]

 

[Abcinthia]

Oh Matt, darling, your favourite duo ever have a new song out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iYBWmmcYAM&ob=av2e

 

[Niamh]

lmao I love Jedward!

 

[Abcinthia]

I watched the music video a few days ago. Of my own free will.

They remind me of Banana's In Pyjamas.

 

[Niamh]

ahahaha, yeah they do a bit, they just always make me laugh, that can't be a bad thing!

 

[Zorak]

I don't mind jedward that much, they found vanilla ice

 

[Abcinthia]

I don't mind jedward that much, they found vanilla ice

He once dated Madonna. Mind you is there anyone who was semi-famous in the 1980s and 1990s who hasn't dated/slept with her?

 

[Zorak]

It really shows, she can only be described as 'well worn' in condition at best.

 

[Abcinthia]

I find it amusing she wears less clothes now than she did in the 80s.

Fuck I can't wait to be 50 and walk around in just a pair of knickers and a cone shaped bra. Or a see-though dress.

 

[Niamh]

What exactly is the story with the Bridget Jones Pants trend that's happening at the moment (Madonna, GaGa, Rihanna etc) I think it looks brutal, do people find that attractive?