Zombie Apocalypse
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse
Hmmm ... okay ... sponge ... yeah I got nothing. Probably throw it at the zombie and run and scream.
:surrender
Hmmm ... okay ... sponge ... yeah I got nothing. Probably throw it at the zombie and run and scream.
:surrender
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Yeah. None of you are allowed in my Zombie Shelter.
How to turn a sponge into a Zombie killing item
1. Soak it in water and freeze it, then sharpen it into a point.
2. Soak it in gasoline, light it on fire and throw.
3. Stick a bunch of nails in it facing outward, and you have a throwing weapon.
I could go on, but I don't want to share all the details of my new upcoming book...."How to turn any household item into a zombie killing device." :ninja It will be onsale at most major bookstores as soon as I write the whole thing based on the idea from this forum post.
Yeah. None of you are allowed in my Zombie Shelter.
How to turn a sponge into a Zombie killing item
1. Soak it in water and freeze it, then sharpen it into a point.
2. Soak it in gasoline, light it on fire and throw.
3. Stick a bunch of nails in it facing outward, and you have a throwing weapon.
I could go on, but I don't want to share all the details of my new upcoming book...."How to turn any household item into a zombie killing device." :ninja It will be onsale at most major bookstores as soon as I write the whole thing based on the idea from this forum post.
Re: Zombie Apocolypse
Speed: 7 - I can run reasonably quick but not as quick as I used to. Age methinks. Yes, that's my excuse.
Strength: 9 - I would have rated myself 10 but again... age yanno. I've surprised folk. Pleasantly...
Weapon Skills: 5 - I'm a *very* good wielder of a crowbar. I've used it for internal house 'renovations' at a friends. Aside from that... nope.
Common Sense: 7 - Mostly I'm boring enough to be common-sensical but I do have my moments of stupid which can happen on a whim. Yes, don't trust me to run and get you that extra box of ammo when there's an untouched KFC behind a horde of zombies.
Speed: 7 - I can run reasonably quick but not as quick as I used to. Age methinks. Yes, that's my excuse.
Strength: 9 - I would have rated myself 10 but again... age yanno. I've surprised folk. Pleasantly...
Weapon Skills: 5 - I'm a *very* good wielder of a crowbar. I've used it for internal house 'renovations' at a friends. Aside from that... nope.
Common Sense: 7 - Mostly I'm boring enough to be common-sensical but I do have my moments of stupid which can happen on a whim. Yes, don't trust me to run and get you that extra box of ammo when there's an untouched KFC behind a horde of zombies.
Re: Zombie Apocolypse
so youre in the middle of no where. you wake up confused. a zombie approaches. you look around for a weapon and find nothing. not even a stone to throw. you reach into your pocket and fine a single, cooked, wagon wheel pasta.
defend yourself!
so youre in the middle of no where. you wake up confused. a zombie approaches. you look around for a weapon and find nothing. not even a stone to throw. you reach into your pocket and fine a single, cooked, wagon wheel pasta.
defend yourself!
Re: Zombie Apocolypse
Well, if I have pockets, I have pants. So I take my pants off, twist them up, stick the wagon wheel pasta into the pocket, and start swinging it around. :award:
I guess the next question I will be buck naked in the desert....huh? All I will say is that sunburn would hurt like hell.
Well, if I have pockets, I have pants. So I take my pants off, twist them up, stick the wagon wheel pasta into the pocket, and start swinging it around. :award:
I guess the next question I will be buck naked in the desert....huh? All I will say is that sunburn would hurt like hell.
acctnt shan
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse
Or... you chew up said piece of pasta and spit it into the zombie's one remaining eye, effectively blinding him and enabling you to more easily make your escape.
Or... you chew up said piece of pasta and spit it into the zombie's one remaining eye, effectively blinding him and enabling you to more easily make your escape.
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:naughty
so you wake up buck naked in the desert... next to me...
:naughty
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Yeah. But she said it was already cooked. Although, I guess if it was still fairly al dente it may do some damage. HAHA
Yeah. But she said it was already cooked. Although, I guess if it was still fairly al dente it may do some damage. HAHA
acctnt shan
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:muscles:
:muscles:
Minderella
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I'm still of the opinion that a floppy noodle in a pair of pants isn't a weapon.
I'm still of the opinion that a floppy noodle in a pair of pants isn't a weapon.
acctnt shan
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse
Depends on the man who wields it...
Depends on the man who wields it...
Minderella
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It's a gift. :naughty
It's a gift. :naughty
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