Zombie Apocalypse

[JudoChop]

Okay so you wake up one day and everyone's moaning, no I'm not on about your other half I mean there's real zombies out there? goddammit just look out the window!

Okay, now the scene has been set I need to know who on this forum I can rely on when this happens. And it will happen.

Give me your stats and be honest, rate yourself 1-10 for the following attributes. 1 being pathetic.


Speed: Just how fast are you?
Strength: Pickle jars are a problem? wtf!
Weapon Skills: Are you Dirty Harry or more Harry Potter?
Common Sense: Do you look for food or spray tan?


Now, hurry up and rate yourself that's not a freaking Jehova's Witness knocking the door down!

 

[Jezzebelle]

Re: Zombie Apocolypse

Speed: 7... I can even run in high heels! *bonus points*
Strength: 1 ... The only reason I'm married is so I have someone to opne my jars for me
Weapon Skillz: 7 ... I have ridiculous fake nails and know how to use them
Common Sense: 4 ... Ooooh sparkly

 

[JudoChop]

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Hmm... I think I'd use you as bait.

 

[acctnt shan]

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Speed: 3 - let's be honest, when I say I go "running" every day, it's more like an easy jog....
Strength: 5 - as a woman I still don't have the upper body strength of a guy, but I have zero problems with opening jars
Weapon Skills: 7 - I'm not terrible with a rifle, although I would rather carry something that doesn't need ammo. Crossbow for distance, a field hockey stick and knife for closer-range kills
Common Sense: 9 - My fear of being ripped apart will drive me to new creative solutions for survival.

 

[JudoChop]

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Hmm... not bad and I like that you're thinking of both long and short range combat. You may be in.

 

[acctnt shan]

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I would like to propose lodging in a large sailboat, and only going to land when supplies are needed.

1) Zombies can't swim.
2) Fuel-less transportation.
3) Less chance of getting raided by other survival groups.

 

[JudoChop]

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You're in, you went that extra mile.

 

[PurplePumpkin]

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Speed: Just how fast are you? If there is a zombie after me, believe me I'm going to out-run the bitch!
Strength: Pickle jars are a problem? wtf! As a woman, my upper body strength is shite, but I can open a jar with a knife, and as a mum I am strong like bull...the inner strength comes out - fight or flight
Weapon Skills: Are you Dirty Harry or more Harry Potter? I played many zombie shoot-em-ups as a youngster, so I think I'd fare well with a weapon in my hand. To be fair, one swift knee in the happy sacks and they'd drop like any one else.
Common Sense: Do you look for food or spray tan? Survival is my top priority - I've been a single mum, I know what it's like to struggle, plus, I'm an awesome cook and feeding everyone would be top of that list. Gotta keep the crews strength up if we gonn' survive!

 

[Joe the meek]

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If by chance my family doesn't make it and someone is in my neck of the woods and stops in, I can't help but think it would go something like this....

[video=youtube;uE-wJXM1V_4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-wJXM1V_4[/video]

I'll say "you're welcome" in advance.

 

[Jaybird]

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Speed: Pretty fast. I wont win an Olympic medal anytime soon, but I dont have to. I just have to outrun YOU. As long as the zombies are eating your brains, I am just fine. HEHE. So I will say a 7
Strength: Better than average. I am not pumped up like Ahhnold, but I can open a pickle jar without resorting to contortions. Lets say a 7
Weapon Skills: Now here is where I shine. I gotz these skills. I may not be a military sniper, but I am a better shot than most, and have the actual weapons too. It is nice to live in a free country. :usa: I will say...9 here
Common Sense: Above average. I can forage if need be. I have some general knowledge of plant and animal life in my area of the world. A good knowledge of main and not so main avenues of movement in my area. Lets say an 8


But in reality, this is all moot. I will just hunker down in my level 10 Zombie shelter built into my backyard and provisioned for a year that no one knows about. Ooops, no one knew about until now. :willy_nilly2

Dammit. *moves shelter* :/

 

[fuel1316]

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Speed: 5 i rate speed on the turtle scale.. and on that scale im fast as hell
Strength: 7 i use leverage *wink*
Weapon Skills: 9 quick! toss me some buck shot!
Common Sense: 8 well... i got enough sense to show jay my tits so i can use his shelter

 

[Jaybird]

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^^ I probably won't 'accidentally' shoot her in the leg when running from zombie because of that.

 

[fuel1316]

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youll love having me around. you remember reba in tremors? yea.. im like that

 

[Gnu Ordure]

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Speed: 4 legs makes me fast! 9
Strength: Plenty of muscle here! 9
Weapon skills: Horns 9
Common sense: Probably none judging by my user name 2

 

[Minderella]

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Speed: I'm slower than molasses on a hot summers day, but what I lack in speed I make up for in beauty.
Strength: Mentally, I'm stronger than anybody. Physically, why do I need to be strong when I'll be surrounded by men who will do it all for me?
Weapon Skills: I can throw things.
Common Sense: My common sense tells me that I need to shack up with Jaybird and Fuel.

 

[fuel1316]

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heh heh heh welcome to the love shack! ..er.. love bunker

 

[Abcinthia]

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Speed: I'd say a 5+
Strength: 6. But I do have some intelligence.
Weapon Skills: I can hit people really hard with a hockey stick (girls at school during PE lessons learnt that the hard way).
Common Sense: I'd look for food, a tin opener and then I'd get to the Thames and get on a boat. I have yet to see a zombie swim. If I can't get to a boat, then I just go to the local pub with Zorak and wait for it all to blow over.

 

[Jaybird]

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youll love having me around. you remember reba in tremors? yea.. im like that

I cant remember, did she die in that movie? As I dont think she was in the sequel. Just sayin. :cool

Boobs may only get you in the door. As I said....in a problem scenario, I will be looking for a sacrificial lamb. Survival of the Dickest...and all that.

 

[Zorak]

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Speed: 7, plenty faster than me, but no zombie is ever going to outrun me
Strength: 7, same as above.
Weapon skills: 7, i've shot before, my aim is pretty good. I'd not bother with blades, keep the large blunt objects handy
Common sense: I have some of this. But not boat loads.

 

[Mercury]

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Speed: 4 - Good for short bursts of speed but won't make it far.
Strength: 6 - Need to workout
Weapon Skills: 8 - Know my way around multiple types of firearms and can make any household item into a zombie killing instrument!
Common Sense: 9 - When it comes to going upstairs in some house ... I will ensure that it is clear first ... that is what grenades are for.

Overall, I would probably be that guy who makes it pretty far but ends up going down in a blaze of gun fire and explosions ... taking as many as I can with me.