Subject: Zen Wisdom
> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
> Do not walk ahead of me for I
> may not follow.
> Do not walk beside me either.
> Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
>
> 2. It's always darkest before dawn.
> So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper,
> that's the time to do it.
>
> 3. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you
> aren't getting any.
>
> 4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
> try missing a couple of car payments.
>
> 5. Before you criticize someone,
> you should walk a mile in their shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them,
> you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
>
> 6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
> not for you.
>
> 7. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
> Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a
> boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
> person again, it was worth it.
>
> 9. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first
> time.
>
> 10. Good judgment comes from bad
> experience, and a lot of that comes
> from bad judgment.
>
> 11. There are two theories about arguing with
> women. Neither one works.
>
> 12. Experience is something you don't get until
> just after you need it.
>
> 13. Never, under any circumstances, take a
> sleeping pill and a laxative on the same
> night
> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
> Do not walk ahead of me for I
> may not follow.
> Do not walk beside me either.
> Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
>
> 2. It's always darkest before dawn.
> So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper,
> that's the time to do it.
>
> 3. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you
> aren't getting any.
>
> 4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
> try missing a couple of car payments.
>
> 5. Before you criticize someone,
> you should walk a mile in their shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them,
> you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
>
> 6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
> not for you.
>
> 7. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
> Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a
> boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that
> person again, it was worth it.
>
> 9. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first
> time.
>
> 10. Good judgment comes from bad
> experience, and a lot of that comes
> from bad judgment.
>
> 11. There are two theories about arguing with
> women. Neither one works.
>
> 12. Experience is something you don't get until
> just after you need it.
>
> 13. Never, under any circumstances, take a
> sleeping pill and a laxative on the same
> night
