You're an extreme Redneck when....

[RedRyder]

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids. *

* 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending
on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a
different night. *

*5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys,
watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.* *

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.* *

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are
'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right
off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie
at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a
law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.*

 

[Staci]

:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[MoonOwl]

:homo::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[deathpwnag3]

that made me cry

 

[Dana]

:24::24::24:

 

[Butterfly]

:24: :24:

 

[MoonOwl]

At least I'm drinking my wine out of a glass and not straight from the bottle

 

[PoopaSwoof]

Damn, I'm gonna have to work on this redneckness thing,

 

[Guyzerr]

At least I'm drinking my wine out of a glass and not straight from the bottle

Are you at least taking the brave route and throw away the cap? From the tone of your posts it looks like you won't be needing it again.

 

[PoopaSwoof]

Are you at least taking the brave route and throw away the cap? From the tone of your posts it looks like you won't be needing it again.

She is a high class drunk.
It's a cork.

 

[Guyzerr]

She is a high class drunk.
It's a cork.

Damn... I never met me one of those.

 

[MoonOwl]

hehehehehehehehehe..... It took alot of his money to buy my ass. Thank you very much:24::24::24:

 

[Leananshee]

18. The fancy wine glasses have "Dixie" printed on the bottom.

tim :eek

 

[Guyzerr]

hehehehehehehehehe..... It took alot of his money to buy my ass. Thank you very much:24::24::24:

You can buy a bottle of wine with a cork in it for like 5 bucks. IJS

 

[AnitaBeer]

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are
'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

Are you telling me they aren't?
:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[RedRyder]

Are you telling me they aren't?
:24::24::24::24::24:

I thought the same thing.... Embarrassed when I was sitting at the local theater and I was the only one to yell it out after we sang it.

Yes..... We have a cheap show in town... $3/person.... Before they start the show.... they pop a picture of a flag and stuff on the screen with the words and everyone stands and sings along.... Unless they're Canadian of course.... They usually stand and look around and act like us.... but you can spot them right away when they start out with.... Oh Canada.....

I live near a border town..... I luv Canadians.... :thumbup :nod:

 

[AnitaBeer]

I thought the same thing.... Embarrassed when I was sitting at the local theater and I was the only one to yell it out after we sang it.

Yes..... We have a cheap show in town... $3/person.... Before they start the show.... they pop a picture of a flag and stuff on the screen with the words and everyone stands and sings along.... Unless they're Canadian of course.... They usually stand and look around and act like us.... but you can spot them right away when they start out with.... Oh Canada.....

I live near a border town..... I luv Canadians.... :thumbup :nod:

I don't think I'll tell my family about that. I don't know what they'd do if they found out it's not 'Gentleman start your engines'. My dad would probably roll over and croak...lol

 

[Leananshee]

All the armed forces theaters still play the national anthem, but I didn't realize any civilian theaters did.

There's a story behind the Dixie cup one. My sister-in-law called us awhile back saying she'd fallen through the floor, but she was OK, she didn't spill her wine! (No, it wasn't a trailer! ) And what was she drinking said wine from?

tim :eek