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JanieDough said:
Sorry if this is word games - you can move it if you want.

Go to urbandictionary.com

and look up your name.

Paste what it says here.


This is mine - well this is only the first three....:D

1. marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely f***able. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..

Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.


2. Marissa

(Muh-rih-suh)N.- A little cute girl with big eyes and a big heart that everyone loves.







lol I WISH I could make this shit up!!! :24::24:
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LOL I thought your real name was Janie :(

well her is mine for Bill

"one who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla"
 
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The whole earth has been corrupted through the works that were taught by Azazel: to him ascribe all sin. ”
— 1 Enoch 2:8​

According to 1 Enoch (a book of the Apocrypha), Azazel was one of the chief Grigori, a group of fallen angels who married with female humans. This same story (without any mention of Azazel) is told in Genesis 6:2-4:​

"That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. … There were giants in the earth in those days; and also afterward, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown".
1 Enoch portrays Azazel as responsible for teaching humans to make weapons and cosmetics, for which he was cast out of heaven. 1 Enoch 2:8 reads:​

"And Azazel taught men to make swords and knives and shields and breastplates; and made known to them the metals of the earth and the art of working them; and bracelets and ornaments; and the use of antimony and the beautifying of the eyelids; and all kinds of costly stones and all colouring tinctures. And there arose much godlessness, and they committed fornication, and they were led astray and became corrupt in all their ways".​
 
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Azazel was one of the chief Grigori, a group of fallen angels who married with female humans.

:D :D :D :D

And your real name, which is not "Howie," remarkably resembles this. :D

Love you, babes....
 
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Sexxie, Adorable, fun to be around, Dates only one man at a time: doesn't go for great looking. Loves to flirt and an amazing kisser and great partner never selfish.
I'd love to meet a Kimberley

(2)
A kind and caring girl usually one with exceptional natural beauty and good skin, doesn't rush into things, dates one man at a time. A good listener who doesn't feel the need to fill every moment with gossip and chatter. Someone you can trust. An easy laugher and a positive thinker.
I wish my girlfriend was more like a Kimberley.

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Kimberley is a woman of unparalleled beauty, a woman that defines pulchritudinous in every way. She is graceful and elegant. She is confident and kind. There in no other woman that could replace Kimberley.
Kimberley is a real sugarpants.

Etc.
 
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matt. they all seem sexually-oriented.
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.

:eek Masturbating After Touching Titties.
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sierrabravo said:
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.

:eek masturbating after touching titties.
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Urban dictionary your first name

Go here, search using your first name
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Here is mine (though my name is edited out):

* is any man who has the greatest sexual attributes, a powerful godly personality, scientifically calculated that many boys with the name * tend to have a very large penis which is why its nickname is *, a * is the kind of guy a girl needs not only for sexual pleasure but for romantic nights out, *'s are creative, handsome, poetic, and humorous. Not many are found in the world but it's said that many girl's are lucky to know one if they come across.
 
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The name Natasha (Russian) means Christmas Day or birthday. It is usually used to portray desirable and enviable female characters in film, literature, etc. Most Natasha's are beautiful. They exude mystery and seduction.

But I like this one better:

Natashahttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=natasha#
A female usually of Russian or Hispanic decent. Has a crazy hairstyle, not fat not skinny and is constantly laughing at something that is possibly not even funny. Her sense of style is well put together. Guys fall in love with her especially black guys but a Natasha usually already has fallen for a boy from her childhood days .

Natashas usually go for white boys and if they take chances hispanic guys with shaggy hair.

Natashas love ice cream even during cold weather and can tolerate just about anyone.

WARNING: Natashas can be a bitches and if necessary will chew you out.
"DAM! She is a sexy bitch that Natasha Girl" "Natasha its 28 degrees outside why are you eating ice cream!"
 
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bahahahaha!

Nic

Quite possibly the most sweetest, attractive, amazing person you will ever meet. Not only is he the greatest but he has an irisistable smile. A smile that makes you think hes innocent, but no one really knows. Hes got a bad boy look to him. And a has his way with words. Hes tall and walks with confidence. Has nice hands. And gives you butterflies. Hes constently on someones mind. Meaning you are always looking for a time you can get him to see you. Hes definitly a chick magnet. When you see him you just know hes everything you could ever ask for. What can you say, hes Nic.


"Is that....?"
"It is!!!"
"Its Nic!!!"
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LMFAO, wow.

Darrell381 up, 66 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=darrell#http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=darrell#
Kindhearted Soul - The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go. Loyal, hardworking, well hung, best friend.
Looking into Darrell's eyes will melt your heart

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=darrell
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an extremely goddess like figure who boys will line up to tie her shoes for her. She has an amazing death stare and will not put up with being called a priss. Because she is a GODDESS
Dude, man, i totally got to tie anastasia's shoes for her!


ha. ha. very not true. well, maybe the death stare part. But the rest of it...:p

The ones further down the page are more likely to be accurate. lol
 
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(Name omitted) A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run through his veins and truth and comfort are the gifts he shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a (name omitted)

Nothing mentioned about being sexy, or a gift to the ladies. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................
 
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the most beautiful president you will EVER see :)
you'll never be able to forget her :D


:)
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Some of mine are OMG.. too funny

This is the standard one

Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.

This one is kinda okay..
Melissa-
A very beautiful person inside and out.
Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one!
Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else!
High morals. She sets her own ground.


And this one just about made me fall outta my chair will laughter....
Melissa
Hottest girl in the known universe

likes taking it from behind
 
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