really?.........I thought I said the monkeys not partridge family
i have been getting alot of "blanks" thrown my way
Ack not the Monkeys too
I'll be shooting blanks soon, in case you want more thrown your way
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is? It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!
.......so, if we hear you are preggers in September one can assume that.....the Stampede was here and so was you!!!! lol
"Duck anus = nom nom nom. JK."
.........I have a feeling I know the author...
You actually wrote "dick anus" but I figured I'd save you an edit :24:
for the old fart's wife![]()
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