Your Favorite quotes

[mazHur]

Damn, did you peek at my Santa letter?:eek

didn't you say Santa was a She??

 

[sexysadie]

didn't you say Santa was a She??

I 'said' it...lol..I didn't write it sweetheart.

 

[mazHur]

I 'said' it...lol..I didn't write it sweetheart.

I just moved my cursor on the backbone to see where it ended

 

[six6six6six6]

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:24: I really lol'd at that one.

 

[mazHur]

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[mazHur]

“Santa Clause has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”
Anon.

http://www.thirdage.com/holidays-celebrations/10-holiday-quotes/victor-borge#ixzz18OBfVK8h​

 

[Darroll]

Two can live as cheaply as one... for half as long. Unknown

 

[sexysadie]

“Santa Clause has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”

Anon.​

He only comes once a year too....jus sayin'...lol

 

[mazHur]

Chuck Norris

“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”

 

[mazHur]

He only comes once a year too....jus sayin'...lol

I am not the Time gone by
Call me back with love, my dear,
whenever you like
And you will find me there!!

 

[mazHur]

“After a certain age every (wo)man is responsible for his face”

~Albert Camus

 

[darkangel]

I don't get the pictures. What's their significance? :unsure: I'm far from a rocket scientist though! :24:

 

[mazHur]

I 'said' it...lol..I didn't write it sweetheart.

I can see it, It's 'written' in the fold

 

[mazHur]

I don't get the pictures. What's their significance? :unsure: I'm far from a rocket scientist though! :24:

seems you have some prob with your computer settings??

A picture is worth more than a thousand 'quotes'

 

[darkangel]

I can see it, It's 'written' in the fold

I must be missing something here. There's only a couple things I noticed about her and that was her face was so disaster like and 1 other thing in the picture facing front. But I still can't figure out what that picture had to do with that quote. Mind you I'm not a rocket scientist! :willy_nilly:

 

[mazHur]

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[mazHur]

I must be missing something here. There's only a couple things I noticed about her and that was her face was so disaster like and 1 other thing in the picture facing front. But I still can't figure out what that picture had to do with that quote. Mind you I'm not a rocket scientist! :willy_nilly:

Ever heard of 'golden touch'??
This world would be a verbose book if it were not illustrated by the hands of Nature!!

 

[mazHur]

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher



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[sexysadie]

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[mazHur]

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