You wont find me!

[Nebulous]

In 1 hour, every single human being in the entire world will begin looking for you. Your goal is to remain unfound for 5 days. How would you do it?

 

[AUFred]

I know some backwoods areas it would be hard to locate anyone in.

 

[porterjack]

bury myself - I figure I might just survive for five days on my body fat

 

[The Man]

Dress like an islamic woman and join the search party.

 

[Peachdejour]

Dress like an islamic woman and join the search party.

I vote this the best answer. I could probably go off grid for a while. I don't know if I could go not be found for five days. I do have to admit this is something I have thought about. I could probably do this in a family group. I would never leave my daughter behind.

 

[Jordan]

I say it's time to invent an under water house

bury myself - I figure I might just survive for five days on my body fat

How would you get un burried?

 

[porterjack]

I say it's time to invent an under water house


How would you get un burried?

i would have a shovel with me

 

[sidney]

I will hide in the woods and hope that it is deep enough and the clump of trees will be enough to protect me from being seen.

 

[Lushlala]

Dress like an islamic woman and join the search party.

Yep, that's the one....definitely the best answer! As soon as I saw this, I went through a mental block. Cmon, you can't top that

 

[elles-belles]

bury myself - I figure I might just survive for five days on my body fat

LOL, this seems outrageous but it might just work only if you have a contingency plan on how to get out from under that ground after the five days. It is a sure way to ensure that nobody finds you though, well done on concept execution!

 

[MisterRay97]

I'd buy huge food supplies from the nearest supermarket in that hour and hide in a forest with a veil on my face, just in case.

Dress like an islamic woman and join the search party.

I admit that the last part of my answer was inspired from this, lol.

What would those people do if they find me? Kill me or something?

 

[primalclaws1974]

I have always wondered if I could remain "on the lam", if police across the country were looking for me. The smartest play would to remain off the grid, and get somewhere isolated, away from people. Small towns would be the worst place to go, because everyone knows everyone else, and you would stand out. Big cities might be okay, but there are a lot more police. The best option would be to disappear deep into the wilderness. But this option wouldn't suit everyone. I think I have enough drive and know-how to survive in the mountains. I am not saying I would be comfortable or happy, but five days would be relatively easy.