You stupid mother Fu.....

Boomer

Nipples-O-Steel
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I'm the IT guy. You need access, you holler at me. You need some equipment bitch? Fuckin holler at me. So why is it, when I need information that is required for me to complete these fuckin idiots requests, they want to argue about how I DON'T need that information? If I didn't fucking need it, I wouldn't ask for it and would not waste my time making a fucking email that's all nice, polite and professional for your stupid ass. I shouldn't even be being nice anyways. The mother fuckers know what is supposed to be in a work order. The fucking work order tool walks you right through it. So just because they don't know what the fuck the tool is asking for, they leave it blank and then get mad when I ask them for the fucking information they INTENTIONALLY left out of the fucking work order. Fuck it, I'm not going to get in a pissing match with these people. If they cant give me the information required, I'm rejecting and closing their fucking ticket. I'm sure after putting several tickets through for the same fucking request, they will learn to shut the fuck up and fetch when I tell them to. :rant::rant::rant::rant:
 
See, the problem is people don't know who they're talkin to. Take that badass pic of you with the hatchet and post it up everywhere. "I'm the IT guy". Then they'll quit giving you lip :D

And then when you show up at their office, they might hand over their wallets. :)
 
That picture of you reminds me of National Lampoon's Vacation. When Clark wrecks the family wagon and they are getting it repaired at that garage. You look just like the mechanic. Clark says "[SIZE=-1]Look, I don't have time to fool around so how much is it?" And Boomer replies "All of it, Boy!"
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