You know how I know you're gay?

[AUDRAA]

if you're 25 and still a virgin.

oh ouch

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

You "air kiss" everyone you meet

 

[CRZY72004]

you know what salmon color really is

 

[GuesSAngel]

oh ouch

lol could ya blame me?? i just couldn't resist.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

lol @ you two

 

[dt3]

You own Dave Matthew's Greatest Hits (which IMO should be a blank disk)

 

[Haus]

you know your gay when you go to a bar and go up to a guy and ask if you can push in their stool. :yuk

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

ohhhh haus thats bad!!!! lmao

 

[Haus]

you know your gay when you tell someone you got to run and clean and then they find you online.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

haus im not gay! and i am done now!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

youre not even online now loser!

 

[dt3]

If you can tell the difference between magenta and fuschia

 

[Sneakiecat]

If you wear Under Armor in public. And that's all..

 

[GuesSAngel]

if you pass a mirror in a bar and fix your hair

 

[dt3]

Because I saw you coming out of Bed, Bath and Beyond

 

[GuesSAngel]

b/c you sleep with men...and you're a man

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

you trim your nose hair daily.

 

[dt3]

You tweeze.

 

[GuesSAngel]

you wax

 

[Peter Parka]

Because you fuck men up the arse! Pretty simple when you look at it!