You know how I know you're gay?

[BreakfastSurreal]

because you listen to coldplay.

(everyone add a new reason)

 

[drb]

because you have seamen in yer butt!!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

because you wear those goofy hawaiin flower shirts..

 

[Tim]

Because you pay more than $15 for a haircut

 

[UncleBacon]

because everytime you fart it smells like burnt rubber

 

[Darkstar]

because everytime you burp it smells like salt. (Dan's contribution)

 

[UncleBacon]

because your gay

 

[NightWarrior]

because everytime you watch Titanic you cry.

 

[GuesSAngel]

b/c your name is leland?

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

because you WATCH titanic!

 

[GuesSAngel]

b/c you go to the gym to much with your 'buddies'

 

[NightWarrior]

Because your idea of sex is in an exit only oriface.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

because you understand the reasons why the good Lord created spandex...

 

[GuesSAngel]

when you say you're going to the strip club...that's okay...coming home with a chip n'dales t-shirt, is not.

 

[UncleBacon]

because you know there was a movie named titanic

 

[drb]

'cause yer in the Navy *village people in the back-ground*



:jk:tongue:

 

[CRZY72004]

you fart jiz

 

[GuesSAngel]

if you're 25 and still a virgin.

 

[CRZY72004]

you read the mag for the articles

 

[drb]

cause this is your picture