"you couldn't do that again if you tried..."

How often does this kinda shit happen to you?

I just tried to throw away an empty pack of cigs and missed the trash can, when i went to go pick it up, it's sitting in the middle of the floor standing straight up on the bottom end.

I'll never be able to do that again.
 
at work, our aprons have pockets in the front, right around the mid section. I asked to borrow my managers keys so I could approve someones purchase, and then when i went to give them back, i said 'no look pass!' and tossed them towards my manager. the keys bounce off her chest and fall in the pocket she usually keeps them in.

it won't ever happen again
 
I wouldn't actually want to do it again but,...last night we were out on the deck grilling dinner and a bee was buzzing around me. My friend tried to swat it away so it would leave. Instead, when she hit it, it went straight down my shirt. I got stung in a very sensitive location.
 
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