Sometimes it would just be easier if you could just say:
I don't work here, I'm just a consultant
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to being smarter.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I'm not being rude, your just insignificant
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
The fact that no one understands you does not mean your an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincedental.
I'm already visualizing the Duct tape over your mouth.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about Never, is Never good for you?
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
Who, me? I just wander from room to room.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I don't work here, I'm just a consultant
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to being smarter.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I'm not being rude, your just insignificant
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
The fact that no one understands you does not mean your an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincedental.
I'm already visualizing the Duct tape over your mouth.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
How about Never, is Never good for you?
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
Who, me? I just wander from room to room.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
