Yo Mamma!

[Carthage]

I don't know if there's one here, but I didn't see one, so I made this one.
Simple - post yo mamma jokes.

 

[DaveM]

yo momas like a washing machine, neither of them spit out your load when finished

 

[Numnum]

yo momma's like a doorknob - everyone's had a turn!

 

[Zorak]

yo momma is so fat, when she wore high-heels she struck oil

 

[Numnum]

yo momma is SOOO fat and SOOO stupid that when someone says it's chilly outside, she runs to get a bowl!

 

[MMMMatilde]

Yo Mummas so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. [/FONT]

 

[wildcat52]

Yo momma’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.