Ya'll-Bonics(Or, How to talk like dem Southern people does)

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HEIDI-(noun)- Greeting

HIRE YEW-Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. "Heidi, hire yew?"

BARD-(verb)- Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH-(noun)- The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage:"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner."

MUNTS-(noun)- A calandar division. Usage:"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from hin in munts."

BARE-(noun)- An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage:" Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

RANCH-(noun)- tool used for tightnin' bolts. Usage:"I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL-(noun)- A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage:"I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR-(noun)- a conflaguration. Usage:"If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."

TAR-(noun)- A rubber wheel. Usage:"Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

RETARD-(verb)- To stop working. Usage:"My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT-(noun),(verb)- a battle or combat; Usage:"You younguns keep fat'n, n'ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS(noun)- Entitled power or privelege. Usage:"We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

DID-(adjective)- Not domestic. Usage:"He's did, Jim."

ARE-(noun)- A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He can't breathe...give 'im some ARE!"

HAZE- a contraction. Usage:"Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

SEED-(verb)- past tense of "to see." Usage:"I ain't never seed New York City."

GUBMINT-(noun)- A bureaucratic institution. Usage:"Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

AIR- "Air art to be SOMEBODY who finds this hare a little funnah"
 
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RE: Ya'll-Bonics(Or, How to talk like dem Southern people do

:lol those are pretty good. true i guess as well.
 

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RE: Ya'll-Bonics(Or, How to talk like dem Southern people do

I can actually hear my family saying those things.... that's so bad...
 
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