Wyndex's Advice Corner

[itsmeJonB]

If you have a dilemma, I have advice

Welcome to Wyndex's Advice Corner, where the advice may not always be good, but theres a lot of it


Who will be my first sucker.. err customer

 

[Ryder]

I can see this going to the Underground soon.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Hey I have a lot of useful advice. clean, useful advice

 

[bigsmoke419]

doubt ya can help me but ill try lol

for years, most females i am around just want to be "friends" what should i do to change that doc?

 

[itsmeJonB]

doubt ya can help me but ill try lol

for years, most females i am around just want to be "friends" what should i do to change that doc?

First thing you have to do is not care about them. Women like it when men play hard to get. Dont act interested in anything they have to say. If they ask you about yourself dont delve in too much. Be mysterious.

Answer their questions with another question, usually one that cant be answered, rhetorical question. And lie.

 

[itsmeJonB]

You're welcome

 

[bigsmoke419]

First thing you have to do is not care about them. Women like it when men play hard to get. Dont act interested in anything they have to say. If they ask you about yourself dont delve in too much. Be mysterious.

Answer their questions with another question, usually one that cant be answered, rhetorical question. And lie.

lmao...i cant lie, thats the only bit of advise i couldnt do....if i do i end up getting caught up in it, its just not in my nature to lie 4 reelz

 

[sexysadie]

First thing you have to do is not care about them. Women like it when men play hard to get. Dont act interested in anything they have to say. If they ask you about yourself dont delve in too much. Be mysterious.

Answer their questions with another question, usually one that cant be answered, rhetorical question. And lie.

lol...and that's suppose to make women, what, want him more? I beg to differ darling. Women want men who are attentive and giving, it's usually the men who act almost exactly the way you describe above that we try to avoid.

I think his problem stems from him waiting around too long before making a move. If you like a girl, tell her so, ask her to dinner, show her little signs that you care, give her a flower, listen to what she has to say, rent her favorite movie and invite her back to your place to watch it....and if she's romantically available at all, she'll come around.

 

[darkangel]

First thing you have to do is not care about them. Women like it when men play hard to get. Dont act interested in anything they have to say. If they ask you about yourself dont delve in too much. Be mysterious.

Answer their questions with another question, usually one that cant be answered, rhetorical question. And lie.

Now thats just downright a Failed answer!

 

[sexysadie]

Now thats just downright a Failed answer!

Yeppers!!

 

[bigsmoke419]

lol...and that's suppose to make women, what, want him more? I beg to differ darling. Women want men who are attentive and giving, it's usually the men who act almost exactly the way you describe above that we try to avoid.

I think his problem stems from him waiting around too long before making a move. If you like a girl, tell her so, ask her to dinner, show her little signs that you care, give her a flower, listen to what she has to say, rent her favorite movie and invite her back to your place to watch it....and if she's romantically available at all, she'll come around.

sadie, i wish it was like that, but the way he said i should be is exaclty what the women go for around here....sad sad the good guy always loses

 

[sexysadie]

lmao...i cant lie, thats the only bit of advise i couldnt do....if i do i end up getting caught up in it, its just not in my nature to lie 4 reelz

atta boy, be yourself. If you like her, let her know, don't wait around too long because if you do without letting her know how you feel, she'll just assume you're not interested.

 

[itsmeJonB]

atta boy, be yourself. If you like her, let her know, don't wait around too long because if you do without letting her know how you feel, she'll just assume you're not interested.

you're ruining my advice corner.

if he wants to learn how to be a big weenie he can go elsewhere

 

[bigsmoke419]

lmao wyndex, all i said is i cant lie

 

[sexysadie]

sadie, i wish it was like that, but the way he said i should be is exaclty what the women go for around here....sad sad the good guy always loses

awwwwwwww darling, women in general are all the same, I don't care where they reside. Perhaps you're not aiming high enough???? Don't sell yourself short, the perfect woman is out there just waiting for you to come around the corner....if you waste your time with the wrong ones, how will you be available when the right one comes along?

 

[sexysadie]

you're ruining my advice corner.

if he wants to learn how to be a big weenie he can go elsewhere

awwwwwwww now you dont' mean that. You seem like a nice guy, do you really need to lie in order to get a woman to like you? I think not.

But you're right, this is your thread and I had no right to interfere....forgive me, it's all yours doll.

 

[itsmeJonB]

lmao wyndex, all i said is i cant lie

lie, lie, and lie some more

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

hmmmm okay dexxx how do i convince myself its okay to go out and have a good time now?

 

[bigsmoke419]

plus wyndex....im looking for a woman, not a one night stand....if i wanna get laid and forget about her ill lie all day n night, but ive had too many of those, id rather have a relationship...time to grow up and settle, but its not happenin soon i guess

 

[itsmeJonB]

hmmmm okay dexxx how do i convince myself its okay to go out and have a good time now?

2 shots of vodka and a line of coke.