wtf?

[JMilley]

my piss just came out blue

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

what animals are you having sex with? i peed blue once after having sexual intercourse with a 62-pound german shepherd with a red rocket the size of a fist...

 

[Mrs Behavin]

my piss just came out blue

I dont think thats something I would be sharing with everyone except for my doctor.
You do know that you will be tortured with this now, right?

 

[Haus]

Re: RE: wtf?

what animals are you having sex with? i peed blue once after having sexual intercourse with a 62-pound german shepherd with a red rocket the size of a fist...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Re: RE: wtf?

what animals are you having sex with? i peed blue once after having sexual intercourse with a 62-pound german shepherd with a red rocket the size of a fist...

i forgot to end with :wtf :gay (btw i am jk, and i am chair of the ADLA- american dog lovers' association; and our motto is "if it is over 40 pounds, fuck it! if it is under 40 pounds, dont tell anyone!" btw i am j/k again) :wtf :gay

 

[Haus]

Thanks for clearing that up. i was starting to worry about ya :lol

 

[Rusteh]

umm....i honestly have no response for once....this has just destroyed my sense of humor

 

[Haus]

Maybe JMilley is secretly a Smurf :dunno

 

[TheOriginalJames]

A woman walks up to a black man. She tells him, "I want you to give me a blue baby."

Never turning down sex, the guy says sure. They do the deed and 9 months later a mixed baby boy pops out, normal colored.

Disappointed the woman finds a Mexican man and tells him the same thing. Obviously he doesn't turn down sex either so they do the deed and 9 months later another baby boy pops out. Once again he's of normal coloring.

Worried that she'll never get the blue baby, she tries one more time. This time she tells a Chinese man that she wants him to give her a blue baby.

They do the deed again and 9 months later, to everyone's astonishment a blue colored half Chinese boy pops out.

Absolutely amazed, the woman asks the Chinese guy how he accomplished this.

"Me Chinese, Me play trick, me put Clorox on my dick."

 

[Mrs Behavin]

drank too much blue kool-aid :dunno

 

[Jersey]

thats a personal problem :barf

 

[Rusteh]

you guys being disgusted about blue urine when a week out of the month you piss red....SICK O'S!!!!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:funnah But thats mother nature. It happens to every woman.

On the other hand, someone pissing blue, that dont happen every day. Maybe he has a STD :dunno

 

[Rusteh]

blue urine and an std...so what does he have...smurf itis? SAY NO TO ROIDS!!!

 

[Homer]

as the old fart sits back just shaking his head.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I think I can hear rattling when Homer shakes his head.

 

[Rusteh]

i think i'm going to hear rattling from your teeth rolling on the floor when homer gets done with you lol

 

[TheOriginalJames]

:wtf

I didn't know you could roll teeth. lol

:dunno

 

[Orla]

my piss just came out blue

Maybe em..... you should go to the docs??

Would be an idea??

 

[UncleBacon]

does it burn