Would you rather...

[FenstersBaby]

a neck,

would you rather eat pilchards, or goat?

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Goat, 'cause I don't know what the other one is.

Would you rather nutella or peanut butter?

 

[FenstersBaby]

the other one is fish but in tomatoe sause,

well im allergic to nuts but....ide choose nutella

 

[Jessica]

..


WYR get a broken arm or a broken leg?

 

[Siphorous]

A broken arm. I could use it as a weapon more easily. :nod:

Would you rather find yourself accidentally rubbing your eyes after handling a very hot chilli pepper or would you prefer a nice afternoon on a sunny, beautiful beach where the the sand cuts you with every movement?

 

[RibZ]

I'll take the sand. Me can't take the pepper in the eyes. NOOOOES!

WYR spend your day asleep or spend your night awake?

 

[Siphorous]

Hmm, day asleep.

Would you rather be pushed out of an airlock in space or jump into a volcano?

 

[hart]

airlock in space

WYR eat shit or drink piss?

 

[disruptive]

i'd drink pee..you know, if i had a choice..i hope someone would be offering some juice or something instead...

WYR eat some bites of a delicious steak, lift it up and find a scabby bandaid underneath ...

OR

drink a carton of milk that has been sitting next to the furnace for the past two and a half months?

 

[Dame of Fail]

OHHHH FUUUCK!!!

I can't think now

 

[Dame of Fail]

I can't choose.

 

[Dame of Fail]

Do I have to choose?

 

[Dame of Fail]

<leaving thread>

 

[Siphorous]

The milk. I'd try to swallow it before I puke.

Would you rather work your whole life earning a decent wage but be alone or be penniless and have one day of complete bliss and happiness with whomever you love?

 

[Dame of Fail]

Damn you Siphorous, lol! Why couldn't your question be easy, like: Would you rather be penniless and happy for the rest of your life or wealthy and alone for the rest of your life?

I wouldn't want to bepenniless and unhappy for the rest of my life; that would be sheer torture, especially being teased with one day of sheer bliss & happiness. So, I choose work my whole life and earn a decent wage but be alone. I'd rather be alone and not know what I was missing out on than have one day of sheer bliss & happiness for one day and know what I was missing and yearning once it was gone. I think it would have such a profound impact on the rest of my life - and not in a good way.

At least that's the way I see it.

Would you rather walk accross hot coals for 30 seconds or ride a roller coaster for 6 hours?

 

[chatterbox]

ooh I would rather ride a rollercoaster for 6 hours

Would you rather eat dog food or cat food?

 

[Siphorous]

Hmm. *rubs chin*

Methinks I would choose cat food if it be the titchy biscuity things.

Would you rather walk in the rain naked in the middle of the day or would you let one rip on the biggest day of your life - at the biggest moment, during the exchanging of vows whilst everyone is looking?

 

[HK]

Naked in the rain. I might get arrested, but at least it'd be sexy nothing hot about letting one go!



Would you rather be unable to cook anything without making it inedible, or unable to walk three feet without stumbling?

 

[Siphorous]

Not the choice I was expecting

For yours - I had to think but as long as I could cook what little I can (and I make the best brownies in the world too) and have people enjoy them, I think I could put up with the mocking and laughter of stumbling all the time.

Would you rather take a superb picture, once in a lifetime shot and gain global acclaim - only for someone to point out your less than obvious photoshopping three months later or would you like to win the lotto but then be imprisoned for life a month later with no hope of parole for a crime you didn't commit?

 

[Dame of Fail]

Without a doubt in my mind, I'd choose the picture dilemma.

Would you rather dine with with a group of people you cannot stand and be forced to engage yourself in conversation with them or roll around in a wet & mushy pig pen for 24 hours?