'Would You Rather...'

[moonshot]

Answer the following question, and/or provide your own question for the next poster to answer:

Would you rather:

be hole punched to death?
--or--
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?

My answer:
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from my crotch.

This is for the next poster.

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson
--or--
Talk like him

 

[moonshot]

I'd rather fight him.


Would you rather:

Watch a porn film with your parents?
or
Watch a porn film starring your parents?

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

probably watch one with my parents. thats tough.

would you rather eat a slug or a cockroach?

 

[AUDRAA]

cockroach
would you rather go blind or be deaf?

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

be deaf

would you rather cure aids or win a billion dollars?

 

[AUDRAA]

ooh tricky I think cure AIDS
would you rather be single and happy and live to 100 or be married happily and die at 40?

 

[sundvlfn88]

I would rather live to be 100 and single
Would you rather have a painful death or a quiet peaceful one?

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

duh a quiet peaceful one.

would you rather go on a vacation to the beach and have it rain the whole time, or go to the desert and have it not rain at all?

 

[Reaper]

Go to the beach.
Would you rather have no mother or no father?

 

[drb]

no mother

would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

 

[memento_mori]

leg

would you rather die with out food or with out water?

 

[Kat]

without food.

would you rather lose someone you loved

or

miss out on the greatest love of your life?

 

[drb]

lose someone i've loved

would you rather pull out your own teeth or rip off your own finger nails?

 

[sundvlfn88]

pull my own teeth.

Would you rather kill yourself or be tortured?

 

[Tattva]

well if i would live afterwards then id rather be tortured

Would'ya ratha' lose-tha' senca' taste or touch?