Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[DuhhhBlond]

I have crabs.

 

[kim3478]

Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

 

[DuhhhBlond]

Chia Pet!!!!!

 

[kim3478]

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200 dollars, go to jail.

 

[Wichita]

Marco...

 

[kim3478]

Is that an optical illusion?

 

[Wichita]

oh no... you're still here... RUN!

 

[kim3478]

Are you cold?

 

[Wichita]

wanna meet my children?

 

[kim3478]

You're squashing my baby!

 

[Wichita]

Hurry up! Im late for a date.

 

[kim3478]

Who wants a santa chocolate? LOL.

 

[Wichita]

Turn off the lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kim3478]

Turn off your dick.

 

[Wichita]

you tried

 

[kim3478]

Let's just stop.

 

[Wichita]

I beat my record, 15 seconds baby!!!

 

[kim3478]

Lol mine's like, 3 hours.

 

[Wichita]

sorry, foot ball time

 

[kim3478]

If you don't stop, guns will be fired.