Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[Wichita]

yes me!! my favorite is lemon pie, because you can always...... wait...... OH YOU!!!!

 

[kim3478]

yes me!! my favorite is lemon pie, because you can always...... wait...... OH YOU!!!!

HAHAHA

I come with an instruction manual..you know..for retards like you..

 

[Wichita]

meanie

another one

you just got punk'd

 

[kim3478]

Marco POLO ahhhhhhhhh you're in!

 

[Wichita]

*fart sound*

 

[kim3478]

Haha lol. I don't even wanna say what I thought of after that.

I hope my flab suffocates you haha.

 

[RandomDude]

From the guy - is it in yet..... :unsure:

Girl - ..... ..

 

[kim3478]

I've smoked fatter joints than that.

 

[RandomDude]

oops wrong hole...

 

[kim3478]

Wow, and your feet are so big.

 

[Wichita]

mmm is that your finger?

 

[kim3478]

Can I paint a smiley face on it?

 

[RandomDude]

woah woah woah wait a minute your a women?

 

[kim3478]

Make it dance!

 

[RandomDude]

is that your mum?

 

[kim3478]

Shall I get out my microscope?

 

[RandomDude]

you know without a ton of Viagra you might aswell be sticking a blunt pin up there

 

[kim3478]

Pass me my sedatives.

 

[DuhhhBlond]

can we finish tomorrow?

 

[kim3478]

I'm just gunna, uhhh, go get something from my car...*drives off*.