Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

[333halfabeast]

*passes gas* Sorry, must be those burritos.

 

[Zorak]

"cash Back!"

"back Of The Net!"

"conference North!"

 

[333halfabeast]

"cash Back!"

"back Of The Net!"

"conference North!"

I don't get it.

 

[FIERCEDISCO]

Can we just stop for a minute so I can call my mum?

 

[Zorak]

I don't get it.

interesting reply considering the topic of conversation :24:

 

[333halfabeast]

interesting reply considering the topic of conversation :24:

:24::24::24: You totally got me.

 

[Staci]

Wow, this sex is great, it makes me feel much better, flunking my VD exam had me really depressed but now I feel better.

:24::24::24::24:

 

[333halfabeast]

"So, think you can last longer than two seconds this time, Speed Racer?"

 

[Staci]

"So, think you can last longer than two seconds this time, Speed Racer?"

omg stop your coming up with some good ones:24::24::24:

 

[333halfabeast]

omg stop your coming up with some good ones:24::24::24:

Thanks. I have a bunch more I am sure.

 

[FIERCEDISCO]

Would you mind if I called Andrew while we did this?

 

[333halfabeast]

Wow, this is great. It makes me so glad that I got that gender reassignment surgery.

 

[FIERCEDISCO]

I must warn you, last time I did this, I shat myself mid-orgasm.

 

[333halfabeast]

Do you mind if I invite the baseball team to join in?

 

[Goddess]

Oh, I'm sorry - was I supposed to be paying attention?

 

[333halfabeast]

"Oh man, this is exactly why I went Lesbian in the first place."

 

[Goddess]

Have you really done this before? I can't tell.

 

[333halfabeast]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I love you so much that I could squeeze you and love you and squeeze you and love you forever and ever and ever and............where are you going honey bunny?

 

[333halfabeast]

I love you so much that I could squeeze you and love you and squeeze you and love you forever and ever and ever and............where are you going honey bunny?

Aww. I want to cuddle.