Worst Analogies Ever

[HK]

http://www.losteyeball.com/index.php/2007/06/19/56-worstbest-analogies-of-high-school-students

This tickled me like crazy, but some of them have got to be deliberate rather than the work of idiocy, they're too funny :24:

 

[Zorak]

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period ater the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.




That's good cutting social commentary actually!

 

[Accountable]

She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can’t sing worth a damn. :24::24::24:

 

[Maulds]

great list

 

[Shreyaz]

His voice was as shriek as a Donkey !