Women and their Inflatable heads.

[Boomer]

So there is this chic at my job. She is pretty cute, but nothin to stop traffic over. She walks around here like her shit tastes like chocolate cake. I simply asked this girl what happened to her hand, because she had a bandage on it. She looked at me, then turned back to her monitor like I wasnt even there! I was heated. It was all I could do to not beat her to death with her make-up bag. Speaking of which, dont act like yer ass is bad when you wear a pound of make-up. Mask wearin ass, sassa frass ass bitch!

 

[Darkstar]

Lol! Do you feel better now, Boomer?

 

[Haus]

dont hold back. tell us how you really feel.

got to love people who think their shit dont stink. but just tell them that their farts give them away.

 

[Boomer]

Yes, much better. Why is when you have your sex life on lock. The women start flocking to you? I noticed, now that I'm not looking for someone to stick, the ladies want me to stick. People are freaking me out today....

 

[Darkstar]

Lol...Boomers getting lucky!

 

[AUDRAA]

ha ha boomer bought a new blow up doll! Congrats buddy

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm not going anywhere near this topic.

 

[Darkstar]

Blow up doll? I thought he was making out with a balloon!:dunno:

 

[AUDRAA]

oh shit when he said inflatable I assumed doll, maybe he meant balloon!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Sounds like to me, from his description, that he meant women and their inflatable heads; as in their ego is inflated bigger than it should be.

 

[AUDRAA]

shish you

 

[TheOriginalJames]

You just wanted to play in the gutter.

 

[Haus]

Sounds like to me, from his description, that he meant women and their inflatable heads; as in their ego is inflated bigger than it should be.

im sure they were kidding.

need to get your sarcasm meter working again, james

 

[Darkstar]

Actually....well...yeah.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

nah. it's workin fine.

 

[Boomer]

No, I gave up inflatable a few months ago. I got a rash from the polyurithane. Now im stickin with the real stuff. I must say its not bad, just a bit more messy. Tastes like chicken..

 

[Trance97]

No, I gave up inflatable a few months ago. I got a rash from the polyurithane. Now im stickin with the real stuff. I must say its not bad, just a bit more messy. Tastes like chicken..

I gotta ask a couple questions before I can give you my opinion.

Is that you in your picture?
Did you really use inflatable dolls?
If yes, where did you get it from?

I think the girl seemed uninterested in you. Simple as that, really... Just give up on her. :cool

There you have it.

 

[Haus]

uninterested or not. he was asking a simple god damn question. should could of at least responded.

 

[AUDRAA]

gotta agree with Haus on that one

 

[Mrs Behavin]

There's this girl I work with who is the same exact way Boomer! She annoys the hell out of everyone and she is royal bitch! Everyone can tell you that!
Sometimes I just wanna tell her that she isnt suppose to wear her lipstick on the outer edges of her lips, that she has a big nose and beaty eyes. She thinks that her shit smells like roses, no lie! And she always comes to work like she bathed in her perfume! I just wanna ask her who in the hell she is trying to impress cause she is married with kids.