Woman Drivers!

[RedRyder]

I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a


Woman

In a brand new
Cadillac

Doing 75 mph

With her
Face, up next to her

rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds!

And when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver,

which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all

the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against


the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear,

which fell,

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers!

 

[Azazel]

 

[RedRyder]

Good one, Azazel! LOL!

 

[Kat]

oh my freakin god I love it...Always do every time i read it :24: :24:

 

[Boomerang]

Haha. That is great.

On my way to work several weeks ago I did see a lady blowdrying her hair. I guess she had one of those plug adapters or whatever. I have seen many things done while driving but that was definitely the first time I had seen that.

 

[freakofnature]

:24: Kettle, meet pot. :24:

 

[Mystic]

lmao oh i like that Red!!! copy and save!!!

 

[Exact]

Lmfao!

 

[ClicheGuevara]

Pretty funny. .I think reading while driving is the most annoying thing ever though. .Had a Greyhound bus driver do that once, going down the freeway going 60..scared the crap outta me.

 

[Nielisfranco]

Good one Red

 

[Kyle B]

Haha. That is great.

On my way to work several weeks ago I did see a lady blowdrying her hair. I guess she had one of those plug adapters or whatever. I have seen many things done while driving but that was definitely the first time I had seen that.

People do crazy things while driving.

I saw one guy on the highway drinking his coffee and reading the newspaper while driving.

 

[sierrabravo]

i admit i've shaved while driving once with an electric shaver, but after you've been using an electric shaver for years you don't lose your concentration on the... fuck i'm rambling again :willy_nilly:

 

[Boomerang]

i admit i've shaved while driving once with an electric shaver, but after you've been using an electric shaver for years you don't lose your concentration on the... fuck i'm rambling again :willy_nilly:

I will make sure to stay away from you on the roads!