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Hey everyone, had a pretty crazy night. Went to the bar to see my Uncle (he owns the place and I drink for free yay me!) and ended up running into my Aunt and a couple friends and stayed for some drinks, figured I'd have a few beers and go home and it'd be a quiet night. Well, a dozen beers and half as many shots later there was a big fight between this woman and man about something (not sure what, was kinda wasted) and I had to drag my Aunt out of the middle of it, she was completely hammered. She was drinking mixed drinks with 5 shots in each one, and she had liquor muscles and wanted to start some shit too I guess. Anyways, dragged her outta the fight before she got her drunken ass kicked. Then to top it off, as we were getting ready to leave I had to pee so I went in the mens room and what did I see? Some drunken whore sucking some guy off, took a picture and forwarded it to all my frieinds (lol
) Everyone in town knew both of them, I bet when they sobered up the next day they were a bit embarrased. Then when we got home (my uncle made my aunt stay there she was too drunk to drive) I ended up holding my aunt's hair and wiping vomit off her face til 4am while she cradled the toilet. Was a crazy crazy night.